A Fucking Grill In The Cortyard Of My School Like Wtf This Is By The Abandoned Bathrooms Too

It's majestic I love it shout out to Abby

Looking at pictures of my cats on the bus like how an over worked broke middle aged dad looks at pictures of his children to remind him why he's working so hard

Shakespeare like poetry but good

BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE

THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE

I have consumed 14 cans of coke and a small serving of undercooked pasta, shrimp, and one brick of cheese in the past 48 hours and I feel 30 times better than being at school

Michael Jackson and the Joker are so scarily similar it's jarring

I hate not being able to go through tumbler in public, it's just like, cat meme, posseom meme, nice fanart,TITTYS,funny spongebob freezeframe,batman comic books...

Peggy always looks like she's wearing her glasses upside down and it makes me want to scream

HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone