Vaguepost

Man, you describe yourself as a tater tot one time and more than a week later, after spending two hours on a group project for lab, you start thinking, “Wow... I really am a tater tot. Tater tots get stale, but there are still some people who go for the crunch anyways.” Thank you for existing you stale tater tot consumers.

On a side note: I know at least one person who eats frozen tater tots. By that I mean the tots are still frozen when they enter the mouth orifice. By “at least one” I mean that there is no doubt in my mind that it is entirely possible for other people I know to be doing this. Only one person thus far has admitted their Strange Food HabitTM.

How am I supposed to do that?

the idea of a ‘best friend’ is just the highest form of tenderness like. it’s the epitome of choosing someone over and over, maybe even subconsciously because you just. know on some unspeakable level that your lives are supposed to be entwined, that the connection between you is fatefully significant and necessary 

I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

MX. ROCKBITER NOOOO OMG NOOOO MOVE HONEY OMG MOVE RUN AAAAAAAA

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

He’s the cutest hopper.

“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus