Your 12th Emoji Is How You'll Die

Me without boots: swift, elegant, only trips a little

Me with boots: indecisive, bonk, wait no, bonk, stomp stomp

Pretty moon pretty moon pretty moon!

Good. At least one of us would’ve been competent.

if you entered sburb on 4/13 in 2009, how old would you have been at that time?

Darn right they ask how you sLeEp In JeAnS

WhAt

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alignment based on sleepwear, tag urself

Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.

Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.

Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.

Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.

Yankee Candle x Litwick variations bc yeah?????

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

I can art without a drawing tablet (J ; u ; )J

I’ve done it before, I can do it again!

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