Me Without Boots: Swift, Elegant, Only Trips A Little

MX. ROCKBITER NOOOO OMG NOOOO MOVE HONEY OMG MOVE RUN AAAAAAAA

Rewatching The Neverending Story and I gotta say, I forget how it ends for my fav character, so I am deeply concerned.

My heart goes out to you, Mx. Rockbiter! I hope things end okay, but not just in some bittersweet way! 🤞😭

fuck mbti and howgarts, the true personality test is guessing what deadly sin you’d be

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

YOU CANT CONTROL ME

I have a curfew!

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Photographed by Miles Herbert

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@geewizgabe made me a cake for my birthday

Asexual is number 8 on trending 😌

I didn’t realize I was asserting my dominance at a young age by riding that thing so many times in a row. Literally running after getting off the thing so I could get back in line to go again.

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.