China: I Just Need To Hear Those Three Little Words.

Is this the eh-ehhh one? Yeah. Yeah. Some people say some stupid things, though.

The Great Turkey Calamity

Alternative scene from ep9. Eddie clearly wanted to say something but stopped himself. So here you go.

𝐓𝐌𝐈 𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐆 ↠ ARTBREEDER

(from left to right)

1- 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙚

2- 𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙮

3 - 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣

4 - 𝙈𝙖𝙞𝙖

5 - 𝙎𝙞𝙢𝙤𝙣

6 - 𝙄𝙨𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚

7 - 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙘

8 - 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙣𝙪𝙨

9 - 𝙇𝙞𝙡𝙮

You asked for the second part and I can confidently say that Jace LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT IN MY HEAD, YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND! ( and I also quietly pray that you will like my Magnus🙏😌He made me suffer) 

And hey, appreciate their eyes!!!

what a week huh?

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

you reblogging this just reminded me but — everyone talks about how Ivan has his hand on Fedyor’s knee when he asks him if he’s alright during the carriage attack scene, but there’s not enough spotlight on the fact that Fedyor briefly grabs Ivan’s hand too (to reassure Ivan? Comfort himself? Maybe both?)

anyways just a PSA i’d like to scream into the void

Look. There is NOTHING about that scene that is not totally hilarious and/or delightful from a Fivan perspective. It's all solid gold.

Ivan grumpily ordering Alina to stay put and Fedyor pausing to be like "I promise you that my boo means well, he just has the worst people skills in the history of time?" Gold.

The synchronized husband heartrending? Gold.

Ivan absolutely flipping his shit/having his life flash before his eyes when Fedyor gets hit, rushing out into heavy gunfire to get to him, sliding up as close as possible to ask if he is all right, and grabbing his husband's barely wounded knee with both hands? Gold.

Ivan demanding of the nearest Heartrender to do a very, very basic job of counting the number of enemy heartbeats? Because I guess he can't do that while clinging to Fedyor? Gold.

Ivan yelling, "GET BACK TO THE CARRIAGE AND PROTECT THE GIRL" like it's only NOW occurred to him that that's what he was supposed to be doing the whole fucking time, while he himself is in fact doing dum dum diddlysquat, and of course he's not going anywhere because Fedyor has an owie? GOLD.

Kirigan charging in there like SAINTS I GUESS I HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF, THANKS FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU USELESS ASS GAY HENCHMAN? GOLD.

Because truly, how UTTERLY USELESS Ivan, the most feared Heartrender in the entire Second Army, becomes in that entire scene from the moment Fedyor is hit? GOLD, I SAY, GOLD.

(And yes Fedyor does reach out and grab Ivan's hand for a second there, ack.)

Anyway. They're idiots. I love them.

Reyna: gods it’s so hard being in charge of an entire legion by myself, trying to prevent a massive war, flying across the entire ocean to help other people save the world

Nico: hi

Reyna: *pulling him towards her* great, now I’m a single mother too

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard + Artbreeder

Magnus Chase Samirah al-Abbas

Blitzen Hearthstone

Alex Fierro Thomas Jefferson Jr.

Mallory Keen Halfborn Gunderson

Gunilla Amir Fadlan