apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
Allison getting stuck in the 60s as a WOC:
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY FRIENDS!!!
Here are the inaugural TEN weapons in my ORIENTATION & GENDER ARMORY series! Each weapon was designed using the flag of the orientation represented for inspiration!
If you want to pick up some sweet D&D/weapons enthusiast/not-just-another-flag-on-a-shirt-related pride gear, check out my redbubble here! I also have an Inprnt if you’re interested in that!
Stay tuned for info on new merch soon! Hope you love them as much as I do!
Some memes because I was bored and there is too much memes about Herongraystairs and not enough about everybody else
David and Patrick + a cute collection of casual kisses
So I’ve finally gotten around to introducing my brother to Line of Duty snd it’s safe to say that he’s hooked! We watched the first three episodes of series one, and here are some of my favourite quotes:
Series One: Episode One
. *when Tony is arresting that guy at the start* ‘A knife! NOOOOOOOO!’
. *when Jackie gets in Tony’s car* ‘Good morning, you killed someone! Have a nice day.’
. ‘Ooooooo Office style zoom ins.’
. ‘Do Steve and Kate get together?’
. ‘You can hear the internal scream when Steve finds out who pooped in his car.’
Series One: Episode Two
. ‘Why is Bob the Builder so mean in this?’
. *to the tune of Tom Jones’ ‘Delilah’* ‘Why, why whyyyyy Steveeee’
. *When Kate said something felt odd, to the tune of ‘Love is All Around’* ‘I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes…’
. * makes siren noises every time he sees a police car*
. ‘I’d be really pissed off if Steve ditched me on a date, witness or not.’
. ‘At least they can’t continue their affair if she’s dead.’
Series One: Episode Three
. ‘Get some Vanish on the carpet, that’ll clean the blood right up.’
. *During the interview scene* Steve is destroying Tony right now.’
. ‘She must be a bit chilly in that freezer, surely?’
. ‘Has Kate found the glass?’
. ‘Where’s the glass?’
. ‘THERE’S THE GLASS!’
. ‘Steve really said fuck this shit I’m out.’
Stay tuned for more instalments of ‘My Brother Watches Line of Duty.’
Reyna: gods it’s so hard being in charge of an entire legion by myself, trying to prevent a massive war, flying across the entire ocean to help other people save the world
Nico: hi
Reyna: *pulling him towards her* great, now I’m a single mother too
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