Scps During Pride Month

Clef- (holding a wad of butterflies) Yo king you droped this

Kondraki- ??????

049- (in a bad german accsent) I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!

106- (whispering) is he ok?

035- No

049- (At the top of his lugs) FHERE ME!

106- The mitochondria is the power house of the cell, but in october it becomes the frightochondria the haunted house of the cell

049- (in tears) I need a break

035: what ya got there?

049 high as balls on morphine: ca ntalOupe

SCP quotes as things my friends said

035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?

049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot

079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK

096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*

106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days

173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing

682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?

049-(In his best lawyer voice) Eat a dick, your honor.

106- Im atheist

049- Im christian

035- Im FBI's most wanted!

some of the best quotes from my discord

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106- Im about to kill a child using a dehydrated fetus

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Clef- Look at me... I'm wearing sandals im not ready for war

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049-jay- MY BONES ARE FULL OF ANTS?!

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Bright- I SWEAR! if they have to bleep out Eminem during the halftime show hes just going to sound like an EAS alarm!

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035- fame is 5% hard work and 95% is hanging out with hot people

049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people

049: but can you do THIS?

*dies*

049- I'm stressed depressed but still well dressed