049- I'm Stressed Depressed But Still Well Dressed

MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity

035 and 049- we don't have any dignity

Clef- (holding a wad of butterflies) Yo king you droped this

Kondraki- ??????

SCP quotes as things my friends said

035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?

049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot

079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK

096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*

106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days

173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing

682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?

035: what ya got there?

049 high as balls on morphine: ca ntalOupe

Researcher- it’s over what happened tell us the truth!

035- we’ll if you want the truth those boots are a bit much

049- (face down in a river but able to talk perfectly) Gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in a mossy knoll and d r i f t a w a y

049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!

(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)

049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?

Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?

Do you ever just drink coffee creamer to spite god?

The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink

049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism