Some Of The Best Quotes From My Discord

035- I just want you for my own

049- please leave me the fuck alone

106- The mitochondria is the power house of the cell, but in october it becomes the frightochondria the haunted house of the cell

049- (in tears) I need a break

035- Can you keep it down im trying to think?!

049- Dont worry, doing anything for the first time is hard

Ive had this tumblr for a little over a year now sooo thats cool these quotes are both pride themed and not

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Clef- I might have heterochromia but i am NOT heterosexual!

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106- i could fight doc! whats he gonna do? turn into daddy issues?

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jay- microwaved tea tastes like TV static

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035 on june first- I AM THE BITCH AND BASTARD MAN FOR I HAVE ALL THE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!

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thats it for now ive fallen out of the fandom sadly but i will still post on certan day im sorry for the sad end but :/

MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity

035 and 049- we don't have any dignity

Head cannons

049 and Jay are half bothers

049s real name is Florence

035 is a HUGE simp for 049

035 cryed during titanic

106 thinks in comic sans

Yeet

(049, 035 and 106 babysitting 053)

053-(falls and starts crying)

106-(rolling around on the floor in tears from laughter) CIFBBFUEBFWIUSBABUUVSO

035-(trying his hardest not to laugh) A-pfh Are-heh- you? (wheeze) ok-AHHAHAHAHH

049-(abiut to have a full on fucking panic attac) STOP LAUGHING 682 WILL HAVE OUR HEADS!!!

So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,

''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.

049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!

(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)

049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?

Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?

litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)

035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button

035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN

035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!

035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!

035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger

035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!