I Watched The Vídeo (Had Many Breaks Because There Were Points I Was Like Angering Myself Much) And

Yesterday i made a post about a crackship i made

About Juste belmont from Castlevania and Nino Nakano from Gotoubun no hanayome.

Basically these 2.

And i must say i was extremely sleep deprived because of Insônia + trying to make my books go forward, so i must explain some things on why i imagined this crackship.

Basically... I hate the part of the anime that shows that the girls didnt move away from their feelings of the main character even though he already made his choice. Sure a bad choice, but still, a bad decision from the author. Nino still is best girl.

And Juste Belmont... Is such a badass Belmont. The anime of Netflix dont give him Justice, specially that i beat Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance 2 days ago and goddamn he is so cool man.

Best Castlevania for GBA, would play again.

And considering these 2 factors, i just had a thought

What if they met and something more happened?

In my defence, i got too inspired by those Nanami X Tiana shippers and i like both of these characters

So here i go

SO, I SAW SOME PEOPLE TRYING TO READ THE SITH RESURGENCE FIC...

And i decided to help giving a resume about Aliana Beniko and the Beniko Clan for yall.

This is Part 1

So, in 2018, Lily talked about doing a star wars fanfic with a "Light Side Sith" character named Aliana Beniko, the only part about her changed being the fact that now she is full Dark Side Sith.

Aliana Beniko is the main character of Lily fantiction, and not only that but its her favourite oc, which is also one of the most disliked ocs for Star Wars fans.

As someone who read the 48 chapters of the Sith resurgence fanfic, and learned about the Lore of it, i will give to you a resume of the entire Beniko History

Lets begin with the past.

1-DARTH CAÍDA AND THE OLD REPUBLIC

The history of Aliana status even before she was born. In the Old Republic games its normal that players become the figure of Hero of Tython, an event of the game where you stop a warmongering Sith Lord on its mission to destroy the Galaxy. But what happens in this fic is basically that Lily character in the game is this said hero but not only that, she also marries one of the game main characters, a Sith named Lana Beniko. After the events of the Eternal War, a moment where both Jedi and Sith worked together to defeat the Eternal Empire, they decided to stay away from The drama and marry on another Planet. About Lily Character, her name is Darth Caída, wich means The Fallen Darth, because before becoming a Sith Lord she was a Jedi Knight.

After marrying eachother, both of them decided to form themselves an order of Sith called The Beniko Order. This would be a 100% female Group of Sith, where the members would be not united by blood, but other bonds. In another words, almost no one on this clan is blood related, but instead was adopted, was an apprentice or married a member of it. The clan also went into a more personal route, not focusing on becoming The strongest or The most Powerful Sith, but instead praising The love of a family and the low life.

This Sith Order stayed low for all of their lives, until the fall of the Sith Empire. So it happened the Rule of Two.

2-Darth Valee Beniko and Darth Bane

Darth Valee Beniko is a character that its only more mentioned in the Wikia than in the own fanfic, but its The one who built The ideals of the Order of Beniko after Darth Bane killed all the Sith and instated The Rule of Two. As i cant resume much without giving examples, there are some prints on both her vision of it and how the Beniko Order goes about certain themes

Yeah you read it right. Valee Beniko basically went the route of "Toxic Masculinity ruined the Sith". But after that nothing much is revealed about the Beniko clan, especially other members besides a very few ammount of them.

Like most of the Sith, the Beniko clan stayed in hiding. However, they didnt had easy lives, not only because of the Sith, but also because of a thing. A thing lily added to spite both the fans of Star Wars and the entire Star wars lore around.

A thing called "The Curse".

3-The Force hates them

Lily know that People dont like her oc, and specially her opinions about Star wars and the Force. Mostly of her opinions come from The game Knights of Old Republic 2, where we learn about the Nihilistic vision of the Force of Darth Thraya, who instead of seeing the Force as a mystical energy or a hidden power, sees it as an entity with will and preferences, who hates those who dont rely or worship them.

In this fic, The Force is treated as an evil entity who hates Dark Side users because they dont follow its will and even enslave it. Their hatred is more followed towards the Beniko Family, who follows a different path from other Sith, taking their powers from Passion instead of hate or fear, and being more focused on self-reflection than trying to be more powerful on the Force. Because of that, the Force kills them on purpose, putting dangers on their way to get rid of them. However, as this is a Lily fic we are talking about, The Force gets defeated by the ultimate powers of Mary Sueness of Aliana Beniko, but this is information for the next part.

Hope that i helped a bit, i will do part 2 soon enough

Bye bye

I am gonna write a fanfic of Sith Resurgence, thats is a Fanfic made by Lily Orchard.

My history will be mostly focused on The Future of The Universe of The series, and this is The title of The First chapter

"The Fall of Beniko"

Resume by now: A Group of male Force Users separate from the Sith Empire and isolate themselves in Bogano, wich makes The Current Leader of Rey Jedi Order and The Dark Lady of The Sith see them as a menace, making a Battle happen. During the Battle, Fall down The Last of The Beniko.

The Fanfic Will be released in The Ending of this month.

Ok... Oh this is so weird. Even if my photo is a lucario, i had more than one pokemon oc when i was younger.

Who were an Arcanine named Nine, a Gallade named Gabriel and a Lucario named Luca. Yes, im very BAD with names

Woag ehat the fuck

Hi everyone?!??? Uh shit what do i do as an event okay

If you have a Pokémon oc, reblog this post and I'll doodle them as a Ralts line Pokémon

- Please specify which oc

- If they're already a ralts line mon, i'll draw them as another member of the line

Pass me a cup of tea. I need context.

Sipping tea and watching the Lily critic side of tumblr have a meltdown.

You got wanna be ACC Senate over here and Derangement syndrome over there.

You can’t police what people do or don’t do, you also can’t act like there shouldn’t be a standard to being with.

Can everyone shut up about trannies and shit? Go back to why we all found each other mayhaps? Dunk on Lorch some more.

Especially since she is floundering on yet another game and yapping (albeit rather poorly) about economics.

…. No?…

Okay then keep arguing with each other ig.

I tried DM but it didnt allowed me because of the follow stuff

Now im more curious than ever

Sipping tea and watching the Lily critic side of tumblr have a meltdown.

You got wanna be ACC Senate over here and Derangement syndrome over there.

You can’t police what people do or don’t do, you also can’t act like there shouldn’t be a standard to being with.

Can everyone shut up about trannies and shit? Go back to why we all found each other mayhaps? Dunk on Lorch some more.

Especially since she is floundering on yet another game and yapping (albeit rather poorly) about economics.

…. No?…

Okay then keep arguing with each other ig.

Me after the girl started rambling about Coelacanthus

Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

Michael Morningstar from Ben 10

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

Honestly, with how Lily glazes Gardevoir but craps on Gallade, the ultimate victory to me would be defeating Syir with a team with Gallade on it. Possibly serving as a mirror, by having a legitimate bond (not a mating bond, because I think that thing is dumb) with his trainer. I just think it'd be cool. (Since a different anon posted their team, mine would be Aegislash, Ceruledge, Corviknight, Scizor, Gallade (has Shadow Sneak as an Egg Move to exploit Gardevoirs ghost weakness ) and Crobat (it doesn't match the others with the knight theme, I just think it's neat and I usually consider it my partner Pokemon. Also has Infiltrator for barriers and has Brave Bird as an Egg Move)

I much say, having both a Crobat and a Gallade on this team would make a funny combo on both being without much advantage against Gardevoir but still winning

Specially because to me the friendship evolution bond is better than this mating bond thing

Good team also

DID YOU KNOW THIS IN BRAZILIAN FOLKLORE?

There's a history in Brazilian Folklore called Zé Malandro, one of the histories compiled in the book "Contos de Enganar a Morte" (tales to deceive Death), a book that tells histories about People who tried to cheat on Death.

On the final of the book, there's the history of Zé Malandro, a man who is known of being a very smart and tricky bastard. In the history he is visited by Saint Peter, who wants to save his soul, so he gives to Zé 3 Wishes. Zé then spends the 3 Witches in 3 magical Itens:

1-A Mango Tree wich anyone who climb it will be stuck until he lets The person leaves;

2-A Bench wich anyone who Sit on it will be unable to get up until he lets The Person leaves;

3-A Bag big enough to trap 2 People inside of it, and anyone inside of it wont be able to get out until he lets The Person leaves.

So he lived his life normally, and Death arrived. So he asked for his last wish, wich was a mango from The tree in his Garden. When death climbed The Tree, she got stuck in there for days, until she promised to give to Zé Malandro more years of Life. And only then he let her go.

Years passed, Death decided not to come in fear of falling in another trick, so who she asked for help?

Exactly. The Devil. She asked The Devil to go talk to Zé Malandro and take him to Hell, but Zé Malandro asked for a last card game before going to hell. When The Devil sat on the bench to play The card game, he got stuck and stayed in there for months until he promised to let Zé Malandro Live for some more years. And only then Zé Malandro let him go. So when The Devil Went back to Hell, he met a very angry woman awaiting for him.

His WIFE.

She was angry not only that he left for months but also that he let a human get the best on him. So she said that now they both would get Zé Malandro and drag him to Hell.

However, Zé Malandro left a trap for them both: an open Window, where they Fell inside...

The BAG.

Both the Devil and his Wife got trapped inside The Bag and Zé Malandro beat them with a stick for days until they decided to leave him Alone. So when Zé Malandro opened The bag both The Devil and his wife fled to Hell running to Never came back.

One day then, Zé Malandro decided to die. But when he Went to heaven, Saint Peter kicked him out saying he rejected salvation and a place in heaven just for 3 magical itens. When he went to hell, The Devil closed The Door on his face and both him and his wife screamed:

FUCK OFF!

So with no place to go, Zé Malandro came back to Life and just spend his days with his 3 magical itens, playing cards, drinking booze and Making friends. Like an Immortal Grandpa.

I just love this history because its so fucking funny. An old dude beat both The devil family and death at the same time.

How would this go in Hazbin? I really wanna know.