I Am Gonna Write A Fanfic Of Sith Resurgence, Thats Is A Fanfic Made By Lily Orchard.

Brazilian Dubbing and Characters who have the same Voice as them in the Brazilian Dub

The Owl House edition

Part 1

1-Luz

2-Eda

3-King

4-Hooty (Season 1)

Season 2-3

This is the part of the history i call "Aliana Comma Arc" or "How Rey became even more sunken in the Dark Side because her lover wasnt with her".

Let me give a resume

Basically this arc follows almost all the rest of The Last Jedi part of the fic, and basically focus on Rey being an emotional wreck after Aliana enter in Comma because of Kylo Ren impaling her guts. After doing that, Kylo started trying to Gaslight Rey by claiming he defeated the Sith Lord and now Rey didnt needed to stay with her anymore, because now she was free from her influence. When Rey was about to leave Aliana, however, Aliana begged for her not to leave her and Rey blasts Kylo with her lightning before fleeing with Aliana. Kylo survived this however, because Kylo Ren must suffer according to Lily.

Literally Aliana when she thought Rey was gonna leave her:

But how she survived being impaled? Well she pulled out of her ass a technique used by an Old Republic Sith called Darth Sion, who was literally a walking corpse who took his strenght from pain. This technique kept her alive long enough for Rey to bring her to her Ship, where she is treated by her droid. She gets healed but her droid claims that she must stay in comma for medical reasons but Suddenly she starts dying. The reason?

The Force.

How i explained before in other posts, Aliana clan is HATED by The Force. In fact, her droid even explains to everyone how every single Beniko died before reaching around 40 years old, wich dont really make sense in terms of lore but hey, she wanted The drama. Anyways, after Aliana starts dying Rey starts to search around her Ship for a solution, and she finds a thing about Dark Healing, wich in Disney Canon is how Force Healing goes.

And then Rey starts using it to save Aliana.

However the Force is too strong on trying to get rid of Aliana, so Rey is almost dying when suddenly Luke Skywalker appears in a Force projection and SACRIFICES HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE ALIANA.

Why?

BECAUSE HE KILLED HER MOTHER AND FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!

And not, well, because Yoda made he realize something about the old jedi ways or similar. No, he felt bad about killing the Hot Slaver Mommy who "N3vEr DiD AnyTH1nG Wr0ng" after Rey almost murdered him some chapters before.

After that Luke just says Goodbye and hopes that his sacrifice maybe helps them in the future then he says goodbye to Leia and tells her to take care of them, specially Aliana. He says this exact line:

"They are good Kids, Leia."

Well, these good Kids are actually adults, and 2 of them act like vicious killers to everyone outside their small circle of friends. Anyways, after Luke dies, Aliana is healed but stays in comma, where she spends for almost 6 FUCKING CHAPTERS, while Rey literally becomes a chiuaua, trembling all the time and even threatening to kill her own allies at the minimum stress or joke (Leia is the main target most of the time). But the point that triggered me most was a part of the arc which i call

Rey discovers the truth about Aliana Mother

Let me tell you: This part is very triggering in the history.

After the events of the Battle of Crait, wich took a very different tune from the movies because of Rey Mary-Sueing the entire First Order alone but leaving because of plot reasons, the Resistance is still at very small numbers, all crammed inside Aliana ship (Because an AT-AT destroyed the Milenium Falcon), so Leia and Holdo (Who is still alive because the Holdo Manover never happened in this history) decided to talk with one of Aliana Contacts. Ironically, this said contact is a hutt.

The Hutt lets them onboard, and they are received by Darth Talon, wich was one of Aliana friend and the second sith on Galaxy, but instead of trying fighting Aliana for power she prefered to do a different job working as a mercenary for the Hutts. Talon then at some point helps Rey to find out about her origins, as she discovered that the Hutt who let them onboard was Niima the Hutt, the owner of the planet of Jakku, who in this fanfic is also alive because the bounty Hunter who killed her in the canon never managed to reach her. Rey then discovers that she was trafficked to become a slave by Aliana Mother, Darth Mayrik, however she also discovered that she was left behind on purpose by her because her original destination was a brothel.

So because of that and because was the Mother of her lover, she forgives her.

"Wow so she abandoned me on this wasteland where i had to fight every day to survive was because she wanted to protect me, what an incredible person, right?"

Well, one of the reasons this had such a peaceful outcome was because Lily didnt wanted to continue the huge drama that was being built, because some People started calling her a racist for

1-Making a character who is a woman of color suffer (like all shows she hate and she claims they do this for porn)

2-Making Rey (A White Woman) her main source of happiness.

So Lily scrapped out all the angst that was gonna be and started claiming Aliana as her favourite character where nothing bad could happen to her ever again. So when she woke up from the Comma, her Mary-Sueness got even worse.

I will talk how worse it became if you want it but now i need to sleep.

Oh wait.

Good night and Merry Christmas, with a happy New year yall.

Bye Bye

The Fatal Flaw in the Sith Resurgence: Reckless Sue-ing.

Now, if there is one thing I have ever agreed with Lorch on, it would be that 9.5 times out of 10, Mary Sue is not a real criticism. Mostly because it is the golden goose of rookie mistakes. Like, they are one of two things. So new that using it as a cudgel is just unnecessarily cruel, or they are doing it 100% on purpose, and that makes the cudgel into a limp squeaky toy at worst.

The main weakness of a Mary Sue is that it's basically impossible to sell. You're either bought it before they ever tried, or you never were going to. Past the most novice fictional storytelling, it's about selling the illusion.

To explain for anybody that needs explanation the scope of a world, the thoughts and feelings of the characters, and anything that happens is, by law of fact, a great big farce. They are words on a paper that, in the most fact of factual facts, will only ever mean anything more than words being on paper. The flashing colors on a TV screen. the lines of code in a game. So on and so forth.

Ergo, you must at least try and sell an illusion. In some way, sell it all as bigger than a line of text in a language that will eventually die. A good way that loops into my point is selling the journey as an actual ordeal and treating characters with more reverence than a set of themed Lego men. This is where a Mary Sue starts to break the illusion heavily. On some level, the story will always revolve around the main character, Sueness is when the story can't even pretend to pretend that it isn't. So yeah, this cudgel feels like it's fuckin' Mjolnir right now.

Be it her vast book reading, allowing her to match and surpass those far more gifted, or the lack of repercussions for assaulting allies for being less than eternally grateful to her. One moment shines like a shining beacon of Sueness, and ironically, it's the one thing she does to avoid it. So the showdown from Last Jedi is in full swing with Rey fighting the Knights of Ren and Alaina fighting Kylo. By the end of this fight, Alaina will be down a leg and some non-vital guts. Place your bets on how! Multiple choice edition!

Alaina while formidable, is a lesser combatant to Kylo. It was foolish to try and Solo him.

The two are evenly matched, but as is the way of fighting with tiny sun sticks, all it takes is a slip up or a momentary lapse is all it will ever take to crown a victor.

A Knight of Ren was totally about to kill Rey and Aliana HEROICALLY throws her lightsaber to save her DEARLY BELOVED from Totally actually certain death and Kylo took the opportunity to hit her with a CHEAP SHOT!

If you guessed she did three, congrats, your brain works. Seeing the rest of the story falling under the same logic train, the story gets vapid and uninteresting unless you've already decided Alaina is the best ever of all time.

*Lacks sleep, creates this to add on my crackship list. Enjoy*

*Alucard looks at the city at night. Hundreds of years, and the world have changed. Even in other universes this rule remains the same. He wonders if in this world the same happened like his original world: Dracula, the Belmont family, the Great Castle War... He remember that he went to this world after hearing on his own world that after killing Dracula's Wraith the young Juste Belmont got sent into a portal to another world. Alucard followed him, and found out Juste fell in 2018 Japan, and fell in love with a member of Nakano family to the point He was willing to stay. Alucard knows that its not that simple. But he can understand the feeling, after all...*

Itsuki: You are still awake?

Alucard: I dont need sleep like you mortals. Also, i like watching the city from the top of this building. I love to see the changes that this world had in almost 300 years. Its all different but also the same.

Itsuki: I still dont believe in lots of things you and Juste told us. Like, monsters, Vampires, magic castles, you...

Alucard: He talked about me?

Itsuki: Like he was talking about a cool uncle or something.

Alucard: heh... In all my time on here, my duty has been 2 things. Taking care of the world so I could stop my father of destroying it... And taking care of the Belmonts. After all, they are the closest thing i have from a family.

*He looks at Itsuki with a teasing smile, the moonlight and the city lights shining across his fair skin, his yellow eyes looking at hers.*

Alucard: You consider yourself to be the older sister. You must understand why i care so much about them.

Itsuki: I do. But i learned one thing with a friend. If you care too much about someone, you must not forget to take care about yourself. *She puts a plate on his side, with a piece of cheesecake on it.* Here. I thought you could be Hungry.

Alucard: You thought or you were just attacking the fridge at night again?

Itsuki: *Blushes* I-its not my fault that correcting all these tests makes me hungry! Besides, i love sweets and i wont be ashamed of it.

Alucard: I know. *He gets up, taking a bite of the cake.* I saw you making it Last night. Its delicious.

Itsuki: Really?

Alucard: Could put the best bakers in the streets. *He hears Miku and Nino sneezes in their rooms, smiling a bit* What kind of lessons you teach in your school?

Itsuki: I teach both Maths and history. Now im correcting the history tests. Gosh...

Alucard: Considering that im a very old Dhampir, i would love to help you correcting the tests with you.

Itsuki: So sit down right here that im gonna bring the answer sheet. Oh and you can help me improve my next class!

Alucard: Go on. I have all night.

*Alucard and Itsuki spent the entire night together, discussing about the classes she would teach the next day and correcting tests and exams together. Alucard said to itself that night one thing:*

"When i first arrived at this world, i repreended Juste for wanting to stay and live a more peaceful life. But i did forgot thats a thing that one must experience to understand. After that night with her, all i can say its one thing."

"If i can choose, i wish i never leave her side too."

Wait a minute.

Wait a fucking minute.

I have seen this before.

Oh.

My.

God.

SHE IS REWRITING THIS?!

Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:

Space lesbians raising a kid

Yes it is. Lots of brazilian mythological beings had influence of the Catholic Church, wich is, ironically, the source of their weaknesses.

For example Bradador and the name Maria, that references Holy Mary. Werewolves and their weakness to salt and Holy water. Churches literally entrapping giant snakes and so goes on.

One factor that I think is worth pointing out about Lily's mischaracterization of Gardevoir as some sort of "badass banshee" creature is that it's not just Gardevoir that is mischaracterized, but banshees too: Lily seems to be under the impression that banshees are these powerful female figures that go around striking fear into people's hearts with screams that outright deal physical damage and also they're way better and stronger and cooler than every other mythical monster or some shit when in actual Irish folklore (where banshees originate from), the scream of a banshee was merely heralding the impending death of someone in whichever family that particular banshee was a part of. So yeah, turns out that banshees aren't these awesomesauce epic ghostfairy warrior ladies that go around screaming to actively cause harm to anybody they cross, they're literally just preemptively mourning a family member.

Keep in mind that this mischaracterization of a well-known monster is coming from someone who claims that people aren't allowed to portray vampires and werewolves as anything other than evil aristocrats and predators respectively because that's what those creatures originally represented.

That's actually a very good point. I never thought about that.

But this is a classic case of Lily being a hypocrite and doing things she accuses others of doing.

For some reason, I have hunch her understanding of banshees come from games. I have nothing to prove this. It's just a speculation.

I watched the vídeo (Had many breaks because there were points i was like angering myself much) and when they talked about "Making a history where Skara kills Hunter and joins Willow, Luz and Amity in a poly relationship" i was like

DONT PULL A SITH RESURGENCE ON HIM, LILY! THE OWL HOUSE DONT DESERVE THIS FATE!

Owl House Season 3 Special Cards From Squadcast

• Thanks To Them

• For The Future

• Watching And Dreaming

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

Literally me when a friend of mine starts wondering too deep in the rabbit hole and ask me what i know (Please dont fall in this with me):

“People only care about Lily because of her takes on Steven Universe!!”

Meanwhile, at one of my group ward recovery sessions…

Me: “So I found this video by someone called… Lily Orchard? Her friend was basically telling people to check themselves into the ward, like what the fuck?”

One of the other people there:

*Drinking tea while writing* I feel im forgetting something.

The third part of the Sith Resurgence resume of Aliana history awaiting incomplete:

Oh yeah, i forgot about it.