Me After The Girl Started Rambling About Coelacanthus

Me After The Girl Started Rambling About Coelacanthus

Me after the girl started rambling about Coelacanthus

Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

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4 months ago

Finally i found the original!

The First And Last Time Natsu Lied To His Baby Girl.
The First And Last Time Natsu Lied To His Baby Girl.
The First And Last Time Natsu Lied To His Baby Girl.
The First And Last Time Natsu Lied To His Baby Girl.
The First And Last Time Natsu Lied To His Baby Girl.

The first and last time Natsu lied to his baby girl.

Poor Nashi. She didn’t want to ‘hurt’ her daddy.


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3 months ago

This is peak.

Peak art

Peak everything

This Is Peak.
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
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Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World
Keeper -- A Short Comic About An Angel Meeting A Robotic Lighthouse Keeper That Doesn't Know The World

Keeper -- a short comic about an angel meeting a robotic lighthouse keeper that doesn't know the world has already ended. Made in about 18 hours for a 24-hour 24-page* black and white comic challenge (that I arrived late to, ha.)

*the actual submission does not include the cover, which was created after the fact for this post.

This was a really great learning experience as someone who's... never really made a completed comic. I ended up really attached to the story by the end of the project (possibly due to all-nighter deliriousness lol) and ultimately am very proud of what I made.There are some things I'd still like to change, particularly text placement, but in keeping with the spirit of the challenge I've elected to leave it as is.


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1 month ago

I did not see that coming

I Did Not See That Coming

But im not surprised. She didnt even watched the Gargoyles nor any bigger show

Wow, the added context to that incident is even more stupid because it shows once again how little CD understands about TV production.

There is, in fact, no set number for how long a season of a TV show is. It's dependent on how many episodes the network orders for a season and can range from 13 to 22 to even going as far 60 (first season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.) 13 episodes for a season isn't some new thing, either. The first season of the Simpsons was 13 episodes. Hell, the first season of Family Guy only had 7.

I really don't know what CD was trying to prove here, but she exposed herself once again as being far less knowledgeable than she tries to make herself out to be.

I think the best answer to this is that she did the equivalent to screaming at a toy just because someone didnt agreed with her


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2 months ago
brunossan - Mestre Bruno

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is


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3 months ago

Lets fucking try this one

brunossan - Mestre Bruno
7 months ago

Yeah that-

Wait, your Mother? Damn

Are you ok?

Kill yourself you piece of shit transmisogynist.

Oh, come on, don't be a coward. Turn off that anonymous say it to my face.

I've been told to kill myself from my mother. You're gonna have to try a lot better than that.

11 months ago

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*


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3 months ago

Future Story to come, by me:

Future Story To Come, By Me:

GOTOUBUN NO CASTLEVANIA HANAYOME: The Quintessential Castlevania Quintuplets

Synopsis: After defeating Dracula Wraith in 1748, the Vampire Hunter Juste Belmont got himself sent by a powerful spell to another timeline on the year of 2018, where not only he ends up in Japan but also in the Nakano family building. Now trying to find a way back to his timeline, Juste must also protect the Nakano family from the dangers that surrounds them.

Future Story To Come, By Me:
Future Story To Come, By Me:

Soon to come, on this same tumblr

Questions and curiosities, my askbox is open.


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3 months ago
Nino: Oh You Woke Up! Good Morning, Juste. Sorry For The Clothing, It Was One Of Old Fuutarou Clothes

Nino: Oh you woke up! Good morning, Juste. Sorry for the clothing, it was one of old Fuutarou clothes before he moved up with Yotsuba to the next building. Hope you dont care.

Juste: Well, nothing im not used to. *Looking at a mirror* Oh God.

Nino: Oh You Woke Up! Good Morning, Juste. Sorry For The Clothing, It Was One Of Old Fuutarou Clothes

Juste: I look like my Netflix version.

*First Chapter of the fanfic will come next week*


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6 months ago

Im from Brazil so let me give a resume about it: He dont follow much, he gives a quick resume about Lily hate starting with her Steven Universe vídeo and Pokemadhouse. Then he regards he dindt watched Joontheking vídeo, but the shorter vídeos that came around right after. After that he talks about Courtney and Lily and how gross this situation is and how he believes Lily did this. While that he also declares her to not be a good person and reinforces his original motiff to make this vídeo:

"Dont let other people influence on what you like or not, specially People like her"

Hope i have helped @collecterofthecritical

Im From Brazil So Let Me Give A Resume About It: He Dont Follow Much, He Gives A Quick Resume About Lily

Must be something when people outside the US and Canada are ALSO talking about Lily and the terrible stuff she's done. And this dude is from Portugal from what I'm guessing.

Funny thing is, he's probably not the only person outside the two countries to talk about her.

Small world isn't it?


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