Tfp!human!au:

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - what's your biggest fear?

optimus: - being forgotten.

smokescreen: - damn, that's.. deep..

smokescreen: - mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

ultra magnus: - it seems like we have to change our strategy. quick, what is the plan b?

bulkhead: - well.. there's no plan b.

wheeljack: - and there's no plan a either.

smokescreen: - yeah, basically, we have no idea what we're doing.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

ratchet: - has anyone seen bumblebee and smokescreen?

bulkhead: - oh i'm sure they're fine. i left them with wheeljack!

ratchet: - no offense, bulkh, but those two sentences don't go together.

tfp!human!au:

knock out: — i literally have no idea what's going on in my life.

knock out: — i'm just in charge of the outfits.

imagine how tfp knock out and cliffjumper could've met in the 1st episode

knock out: - your frame is painted in my signature color!

cliffjumper: - you don’t own the color red. red existed before you.

knock out: - not aboard nemesis. here, i invented red. i am red.

wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that

wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that

☕ probably the weirdest associations ever but anyway tfp autobots as things you add in your tea:

🫙 wheeljack - cinnamon

🥛 smokescreen - milk

🥄 bulkhead - sugar

🌿 arcee - herbs

🍯 bumblebee - honey

🍋 ratchet - citrus

🫐 optimus - berries

🧊 ultra magnus - ice

🫗 cliffjumper - sugar syrup

arcee: - i have two pieces of news.

optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.

arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?

smokescreen, admiring the sunset: - now imagine how cool it would be if you could take screenshots in real life..

bulkhead:

arcee:

bulkhead, in a whisper: - may be we should remind him about cameras?

arcee, in a whisper: - nah