NICO DI ANGELO IN A LONG BLACK COAT

ALRIGHTY THEN so my people who like to watch Hermitcraft and Grian and Mumbo Jumbo and Iskall85 PAY ATTENTION. there is a person on YouTube who is stealing these videos. Their name is GJharlyn and so yeah. Spread the word please.

I just got married to someone on Wattpad. It was rad.

Wack dream I had last night.

Last night, I had this really weird dream about world war three, but it was like after the war, and it was America versus France for the rights to Disney. America won and there was a giant party thing with like twelve different my chemical romances playing and it was wack and I sadly woke up.

Cult

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[everyone is at a packed Starbucks]

Grian: This is crazy! [holds Cub’s hand]

[both look down and look up]

Grian: You’re not Mumbo

Cub: Nope

Mumbo: You’re holding the wrong hand, honey.

Grian: You sure?

Cub: We’re sure

Grian: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now

Cub: I’m not paying

Grian: Oh never mind, let me go back to Mumbo

Mumbo: I’m not paying either!

Xisuma, in front of them: Come hold my hand, Grian. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want

Grian: [holds hands with Xisuma, looks back at Cub and Mumbo] At least someone cares about me

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

Random things that are said at my school

Number idgaf

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"Why are we tripping on pregnant women?"

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"What kind of cancer do you think I would have?"

"Well, definitely not breast cancer."

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"Caress the thin tree."

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"I'm surprised at you. That was an extremely heterosexual thing to say."

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"LOVE YOURSELF OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY FIST."

"MCFUCKIN DO IT."

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"Thank you for your contribution--"

"To your PBS station from viewers like you. Thank you."

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Again, I know nobody reads these, but I will continue posting these as opposed to telling people in person.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Get your McFucking aesthetics straight.

alright kids let’s break this down one last fuckin time (and this is a breakdown of just aesthetics)-

goth: all black, often very elaborate, gothically inspired (obviously), not branded

emo: still lots of black but much more casual, skinny jeans, certain brand shirts (usually music-themed), converse/vans, jewelry, specific hairstyles, think 2000’s hot topic kids

punk: lots of black again, very elaborate but in a completely different way, studs, chains, patches, piercings, leather, another set of specific hairstyles and bright hair colors, really rooted in anarchical themes

grunge: old clothes, flannels, oversized, layers, ripped jeans, distressed **if you’re buying “grunge” clothes new, you’re a fucking sham, the entire grunge aesthetic arose from garage bands too poor to afford clothes that weren’t thrifted, poorly sized, and already worn out**

additionally, all of these include elements of gender non-conformity and prioritize self-expression as well as identification as belonging to a group

and remember!!! all of these are actual subcultures, not just aesthetics, so when you say you’re “being goth/etc” remember to specify that you mean aesthetically, because its not fair to boil an entire subgroup of people down to just their aesthetic trends