Cult

Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN

The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

Fear Madame Zeroni, bitches.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

i appreciate My Chemical Romance song titles better if i put “Mom” at the end of them

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom” “I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom” “This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

hey ppl reading this can u please reblog and tag ur sign + favorite animal + most worn type of shoe… it’s for my Research

James: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?

Lily: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.

Remus: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.

Sirius: Mercutio is gay.