And If You Turn To Ur Left You’ll See The Emos

Me, sitting on the washing machine with a two-year-old should on my lap: I HAVE STOLEN THE OVEN

"it's not a race, it's a creed" and "it's not a band, it's an idea" has the same energy. Try to change my frickin mind.

Do you ever read so much gay fanfiction that you forget that straight people are a thing because I sure do

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

Fun story:

So, pretty much just last night, I got my first deity. Which was Aphrodite. Got some imagery of pretty little anemones and felt full of love and very peaceful. The thing is, earlier that day, I had made an offering to any god or goddess that wanted it and would chose me, but I made it like it was an offering to simply Aphrodite. Apples and honey, cinnamon, chocolate. Well last night, after I had made the offering, I had Pas de Cheval stuck in my head, when I realised, Pas de Cheval is a ballet move. It means 'Step of the Horse'. The horse is one of Aphrodite's sacred animals. So I consulted my pendulum and sure enough, it was Aphrodite. Then you know what song got stuck in my head when I was done?

I Have Friends in Holy Spaces.

For real. Aphrodite has a sense of humor.

Cult

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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

WHY CAN'T THIS EXISSSST

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)