Aalssy. Huh. Odd.

Can I tell you a secret?

sometimes I…. uhhh….fantasize about…..uhmm….a girl holding my hand or a girl cuddling with me or just a girl who loves me unconditionally…..

It’S FuCkiNG aUTumN

hi my name is nico “ghost king” di angelo and i have short ebony black hair (thats how i got my name) and black eyes like the dead and a lot of people tell me i look like hades (AN: if u dont know who dat is get da hell out of here!!) i’m related to percy jackson but i wish i wasn’t cause he’s a major fucking hottie. im a demigod but i dont go to camp jupiter. i have pale white skin that was olive-toned once but i got stuck in a jar for a couple months so i dont anymore. im the son of hades (incase you couldnt tell) and i wear mostly black. i love mcdonalds and i buy all my necromancy ingredients from there. today i was wearing a black mcr t shirt with black skinny jeans, my aviator jacket, and my combat boots. i was walking outside camp-half blood. it wasn’t snowing or raining (because of the magic bubble around camp) but there wasn’t any sun, which i was very happy about. jason grace stared at me. i put my middle finger up at him.

Reblog if a fictional female character has positively influenced your life

Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather

Fam so I went to the mall today with my mom because fuck you if you're questioning me on that and we walked by Hot Topic and I saw the Return poster in the window and nearly choked on the licorice I was eating and started crying when we got to the car and my mom was confused.

Random things that are said at my school.

"Rats can't eat souls."

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"What is a constraint?"

"Kinky."

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"Stop eating kids, Tatum."

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"Here, we do not have Senpai. We only have Onii-chan."

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"Fuck you."

"Thank you, please do."

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"TRASHCANS."

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"Oh honey he was ALWAYS gay."

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"I'm going to draw a unicorn being roasted over a fire by a witch."

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"I only have respect for those who can Default Dance."

"Can you Default Dance?"

"No."

that fun moment when you find out the lead singer of one of your favorite bands is racist and homophobic ✌✌✌

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