Okay Hear Me Out. Yes He’s A First Class Asshole But He’s Kinda 👀 /hj

I was inspired

sorry not sorry but the dilf of all dilfs is in fact bob belcher.

I want you. I want us. I want it all. With you. Only you. ♡

he ended things with me today

note: it’s not his fault at all, it wasn’t mutual but it was for his own personal reasons which i understand but it still hurts

okay so this guy i’m dating told me to write him a poem bc i did ONE assignment on poetry for my english degree and he thinks i’m a poet.

fast forward weeks later and i finally thought of something that doesn’t start with “roses are red, violets are blue”

anyways i’m posting it here. idk if it’s any good, i trust tumblr not to judge me. yes it is sickeningly cute, i apologise in advance. (there is no title yet)

although we’ve known each other less than a while

everyday you make me smile

and that makes it worth every mile

that’s between us across this silly isle

p.s. idk whether to add any other stanzas or if it’s fine as it is 🥹

okay but, hear me out here, i actually had a relationship and it lasted and i wasn’t depressed

happy pride to canonically bisexual bob belcher

rewatching wwdits is so funny because how different Guillermo acts lmao. quietly saying "yes sir, yes master, okay master, very cool master" to "the only reason you're alive is because I let you live" pipeline ❤

i love him so much i’m in tears

ummm here’s a little something, idk if you’d call it a poem but oh welll

wrong place, wrong time

it happened quite fast

i didn’t really mind though

until it came to an end

an end i didn’t want

and i’m truly not mad

in fact i feel so selfish

because although you’re not ready

there just isn’t anyone else for me

how can i forget the calls and the facetimes

our first date, you wanted to meet my dad probably just to wind him up

i hope you keep the keyring i gave you

i can’t stop glancing at my phone

just in case you call or message

but i know that won’t happen

so for now, i’ll just miss you

this is khonshu btw 🥹

i miss my cat, khonshu, so here are some things about him that just make sense; he’s a black cat

would hide away and sneak on my other pets until he finally had his chance to just *BAP* and add a little bit of trauma to their lives

would never let me bathe him BUT would LOVE washing himself in dirty dish water ????

didn’t know how to meow so just grunted whenever he needed to make an announcement

would make a squeak whenever landing on any surface

cling onto my arm for dear life while we slept