He Ended Things With Me Today

Were you following me? No! No, no—I was just behind the tree.

Okay babes, here’s Rebecca from Ten Percent—ahem a new Sapphic character to hyperfixate on—times four and a random quote to cover up that awkward space.

“Then Nandor and his boyfriend don’t even show up”

Just realized that to Shawn (the neighbour) and his friends/family, Nandor and Guillermo are just the friendly gay couple next door and Laszlo never corrects him 🤷🏽‍♀️ I mean how else would they…well Nandor, explain Guillermo to humans 🤔

IM HERE FOR IT!

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*evil thoughts*

You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.

A GOOFY MOVIE (1995) dir. Kevin Lima

some prose i’ve written tonight

@poeticfawnbug on ig!

STAR WARS APPRECIATION WEEK           Day 1: Favorite Movie (template)

🎉 KIT’S 1K FOLLOWER CELEBRATION 🎉 TOP TEN MOVIES AS VOTED BY MY FOLLOWERS ↳ 5. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) dir. George Lucas — 8 votes (13.8%)

I have been wondering if perhaps I was a little too relentless with Guillermo.

okay so like. Nandor is like. STUPIDLY easy to gaslight, apparently. 

like Nadja was just like

“because I said to you- that. you’re the one supposed to be feeding the sire”

AND HE JUST AUTOMATICALLY BELIEVED THAT. AND PANICKED AND WAS ALL

“WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?”

JUST LIKE. SHE JUST HAD TO SAY IT ONCE.

i’m back bitches and in my bob’s burgers brainrot era