Okay But, Hear Me Out Here, I Actually Had A Relationship And It Lasted And I Wasn’t Depressed

How do you casually tell someone "holy fuck you are literally the hottest person I have ever seen in my life" and like not make it weird??

Quarantine with Bob Burger Belcher:

You replace Linda, this is before Tina, Gene, and Louise were born. You and Bob are like 21.

“Ooh! We should wear matching couple masks!”

Bob turns his head towards the display of masks “Hm.” Bob hums, you let go of his hand and run towards the display rack “Aw look at these! There so adorable!” You squeal “Aren’t they adorable, Bobby?” “Mm, yeah, they’re pretty cute.” Bob says, staring at your expressions.

You frown at the sound of a man coughing “Ew…maybe we should come back.” Bob sighs, grabbing your hand and pulling you away from the area. “But the mask will be gone by then…” You whine, not hearing the man coughing harder “I promise they won’t, now come on!” Bob says, practically carrying you away from the mask section.

Time Skip

“Got everything we need?” You ask tiredly “Yeah, we got all the knifes, the plates, cleaner, and a lot of gloves.” Bob states, walking with you to the car.

You open the trunk and Bob places the groceries inside. You hum happily before gasping “What?” Bob asks, shooting you a concerned look “We forgot the masks!” You scream. Bob frown “Oh…we did, didn’t we?” He mutters, “Aw, I was having so much fun I forgot.” You huff, opening the car door. The store was already closed now, “Wait, you had fun, but we were just buying stuff for the restaurant.” Bob says, getting into the driver’s seat. “I know, but you’re so cute when you get passionate about the restaurant.” You coo, making Bob blush deeply “R-really?” He asks.

“Of course.” You laugh, smiling as you look at the window. Bob stares at you for a minute before he start the car, mumbling to himself.

“I need to marry this girl…”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing~”

<lydia leonard3

what they have is all i ask for tbh

why the fuck did bobs burgers do this to me they are so perfect

yeah

I’m never not thinking of this picture.

they’re the reason that i’m waiting for the right person

the way he’s looking at her guts me

all i really wanna say is

i’m so glad andy and ollie pesto exist