If I Were A Security Guard For A Person Who’s Being Targeted By Assassins I Simply Wouldn’t Devote

I’m losing my mind

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

started the apothecary diaries and i think this is my favourite scene so far. do not fuck with maomao

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

dazai is also the most tumblr sexyman ever

bungo stray dogs is a piece of media thats so filled with tumblr energy. Its like a collective mass hallucination of famous author fanfiction with just the right amount of derangedness, mental illness, generational trauma and existential crisis. Each and every character gives major gender envy. Everything is enemies to lovers to enemies to freinds to lovers to enemies. Everything the characters do is high-key illegal and everyone agrees that old guys in the government r useless except for this one triple spy who's sleep deprived to a fault. There is a guy who is chronically online and absolutely cannot leave his futon. There's another guy who could write novels in days and is more attached to a racoon than the rest of the world. bram stoker listens to spotify. bsd is the true tumblr-esque media.

Edit: and as it often appears bsd characters become each other's blorbos. They wanna hug each other they wanna see them going through the undying pain of human existence they spin them around in a mental microwave or smth

Edit edit: also tumblrinas love literary analysis and bsd is full of literary motifs

Edit edit edit: did i mention dazai and this website's shared weird obsession with crabs 🦀

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

Imagine Chuuya's first thoughts about Akutagawa just like

16!Chuuya: he's so the. He's like a sopping wet cat. The little meepy.

And Dazai is just like

16!Dazai: this kid is deplorable. His thoughts are dark. He is a killing machine.

16!Chuuya: but if he's deadly then why do I want to take him home and give him soup and squeeze his cheeks

I love how this scene parallels and contrast Maomao's being furious for the first time when she slapped Lady Lihua's maid ?

It is an introduction to a new side of both of them in the exact same way. The big similarity is that both them are righteously angry at a maid doing something to someone else that is bad for theirs well-beingn physical or mental whether due to ignorance and/or denial (Maomao with Lihua's maid) or just straight up maliciousness (Jinshi with Lishu's maid).

The big difference is that Maomao just straight up go for the slap and is so much more physical than him, she drags her by her hair aand is physically intimadating while also being a teeny tiny 17/18 years old, while Jinshi who is physically tall and intimidating just his height isn't physically agressive in his anger at all and doesn't really drops the mask at all. It's an anger that is bit more...cold I guess ? He doesn't even raise his voice.

And the reason for that difference is the way they are raised and the amount of power they have but both of them are very effective in theirs own way. And they are definitely complementary with each other too.