The Wolf Is So Done With The Fox’s Bs 😂

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

I’m starting a collection.

obsessed with dilf michaelis

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

Goroko can't catch a break with this b*tch (butch)

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever