My Unpopular Opinion Is That I Hate Tiktok Because Now People Just Publicly Watch Loud Ass Videos In

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

obsessed with dilf michaelis

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

what a week huh?

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique