Yknow When People Say Stuff Like “you’re Perfect” And Like, “people Say Nobody’s Perfect, But

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65018713/chapters/167174509

YIPPEE! FIRST CHAPTER OF MY FIC IS POSTED! I have so many things in the works and none of them are done so this is my first post on A03 :3

TEEHEE :D

Me :)

Okay, so Stan’s toffee peanuts, right?

The candy that’s now associated with a majorly traumatic event. Do we think Stan despises them now? Because if I were to have a candy associated with a traumatic event I would never go anywhere near that candy ever again. Do we think that he has like a physical reaction or something when he sees them? Imagine Mabel or Soos or someone brings that specific candy home and he freaks out (obviously he wouldn’t really freak out freak out, but yk what I mean).

Do we think Ford associates Stan with the smell of toffee peanuts? I mean, that was like the last thing he smelled before Stan was kicked out.

Just an interesting thought or something, idk. I’m half asleep so apologies if this doesn’t make sense.

Alex Hirsch it’s been nine months and three days(give or take). Alex Hirsch have you given birth yet? Alex Hirsch update us please.

I have noticed that the pope just died too. Is Bill the new pope? We need answers Hirsch.

IF YOU HIT YOUR KIDS YOU ARE A MONSTER AND I AUTOMATICALLY DONT TRUST YOU.

END OF STORY.

DONT HIT YOUR FUCKING KIDS. IT HARMS THEM IN THE LONG RUN, GO FUCKING RESEARCH IT.