Alex Hirsch it’s been nine months and three days(give or take). Alex Hirsch have you given birth yet? Alex Hirsch update us please.
I have noticed that the pope just died too. Is Bill the new pope? We need answers Hirsch.
you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
STANLEY PINES IS NOT DUMB. Stanley. Pines. Is. NOT. Dumb.
Listen to me; during the portal era, after Ford had been pushed in, Stanley fixed it. By himself. He had 1. ONE. Journal almost the entire time he was working on it. He didn’t know how to decipher the messages, he didn’t know about the blacklight messages. He had to learn insanely advanced and difficult math by TEACHING HIMSELF. He had to learn such advanced mathematics and other things by himself. Keep in mind, he cheated off of Ford in school. He was without the other two journals for thirty years. He rebuilt the portal by himself, with one journal, and no other knowledge on how to build it. He taught himself everything. He had it mostly finished before he got the two other journals. He is a fucking genius and no one can tell me otherwise.
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your age regressed Stan has interested me, would you be willing to do more?
very well <3
if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.
Don’t really like some of them, but here! (Last one is a WIP)
Okay, so Stan’s toffee peanuts, right?
The candy that’s now associated with a majorly traumatic event. Do we think Stan despises them now? Because if I were to have a candy associated with a traumatic event I would never go anywhere near that candy ever again. Do we think that he has like a physical reaction or something when he sees them? Imagine Mabel or Soos or someone brings that specific candy home and he freaks out (obviously he wouldn’t really freak out freak out, but yk what I mean).
Do we think Ford associates Stan with the smell of toffee peanuts? I mean, that was like the last thing he smelled before Stan was kicked out.
Just an interesting thought or something, idk. I’m half asleep so apologies if this doesn’t make sense.
Me :)
HAPPY TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY!!
REMEMBER TO STAY PROUD, LOUD, AND UNIQUELY YOU!!!! YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED NO MATTER WHAT!!!!
the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original