Probably Something Biblical.

High as shit?

I feel like Snoop Dogg if he was a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Balloon

Please elaborate

Do you ever think about how the krang that searched Raph's memories is not the one who can and/or is shown to krangify people, so Raph probably had to deal with the horror of having his body invaded from two separate sources

Security Breach Head Canon.

As far as I know, it is unknown as to why the animatronics in SC get quirky at night. So I'm going with dead kids' souls in the bots. But they're different kids. Chica, Bonnie, Monty, Freddy, and Roxy were Charlotte, Bodie, Morris, Francesco, and Robbin. Much older than the original five, they had a taste of reality. From what I know, the reason the OG 5 stayed in the suits was a need for revenge. This bunch didn't have a need for revenge. They had their own personal grief.

Charlotte had MAJOR addiction problems. Hell, addiction wasn't even a word in her vocabulary. Bodie killed his mother. There's no way around it. Granted it wasn't on purpose and there was supple evidence to prove so. But in Bodie's eyes, it was all his fault. Morris was just fucked up in the head. I don't know why, he just is. He WILL make offensive jokes and WILL double down if someone gets mad. Francesco was silent, not mute, just... silent. He often could not piece together a sentence if if didn't naturally come to him. So comebacks, comfort words, lies, and the like were near impossible for him. He did know how to listen though. And guess who became the therapist of the school? The town? His friends? All this trauma and grief caused dark thoughts to constantly plague his mind. And last and to her least, Robbin. I know this is gonna sound stupid, but this is MY headcanon. Robbin had no self-esteem, so she would often act big. But also tried to hype herself up and lie to other. She got lost in the lies and fraudulent stories she told. Eventually her lies made a whole new person, Roxanne.

But they still died. They were at the place in a small enclosed room. Charlotte lit a cig but it slipped and hit the carpet. Only problem was, the carpet was 85% flannel. The room went from 77°F to flames in a second. It took 3 hours and 27 minutes for someone to notice. By the time the fire had stopped, no one... not a single one of them was alive. And of course Fronnie all the way betch. Sorry this was long and probably cringy and probably horibal engish. So sorry. But ye

OMMMGGGG I WANT TO SEE A BACKSOTRY EPISODE WITH FRECKLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ramble about Lackadaisy to me

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

New sketchbook time

If you couldn't tell, it's Jinx's monkey symbol. I tried to give it that neon feel but it ended up feeling like I ironed on a patch.

If you file taxes in America, here's a reminder that you're probably able to do it for free, and companies work really REALLY hard to make sure you pay

ProPublica

Inside TurboTax’s 20-Year Fight to Stop Americans From Filing Their Taxes for Free

Using lobbying, the revolving door and “dark pattern” customer tricks, Intuit fended off the government’s attempts to make tax filing free a

This article from ProPublica (a reputable, nonprofit newsroom that does a lot of investigative journalism) will make you furious. It's from 2019, so the good news is that in the years since, the IRS was given a bunch of money and this year is actually piloting their own online filing thing, which TurboTax absolutely hates, of course. But the article is worth reading to understand the width and breadth of the money and industry that is trying to steer people into paying.

By the way? Approximately 70% of taxpayers are eligible for the existing IRS Free File program (not through TurboTax, they've got their own, deceptive advertising, and aren't part of the official government program), but less than 5% of eligible taxpayers did.

The big companies count on people getting stressed and just giving in and paying even when they shouldn't have to. They've invested a lot of time and energy into forcing taxpayers to needlessly pay for tax returns.

Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie: *cuddling with Freddy's head on Bonnie's belly*

Glamrock Bonnie's belly: *gurgle*

Glamrock Freddy: When was the last time you ate?

Glamrock Bonnie: I don't know. Yesterday maybe? Its fine if I skip breakfast.

Glamrock Freddy: Bonnie, it's 9 o' clock.

Glamrock Bonnie:🤡

"I said stop it's making h****"

He said STOP!

I had a dream recently where I was leading a cult that worshipped a demonic version of Ice Spice.

They kept chanting "Iccy Spiccy in the corner"