I Had A Dream Recently Where I Was Leading A Cult That Worshipped A Demonic Version Of Ice Spice.

We need an episode exploring husk's past. I wanna know why he's an alcoholic. I think right now it's cause he hates himself after realizing how it feels to have your soul owned. Wait it'll get worse the more he sees how Val treats angel and think that's how he was god he's so jaded. OH HE'S NOT JADED HE'S DAMN WELL DEPRESSED, HOLY- sorry- SATANIC SHIT. PLEASE VIVZIE, GIVE US THE ANGST. GIVE IT. WE NEED IT.

Please rise for the national anthem.

on january 18th 2024 an old alcoholic cat opened his mouth and said “so things look bad-“ to a pornstar spider and i have never been the same since.

That drink is absolutely for Angel and you can’t tell me otherwise

What?

husk: (talking about angel) pretty fucking stupid that i had to die, go to hell, and lose my soul to you to find a fairytale romance.

alastor: and not a moment too soon!

husk: shut the fuck up, all of us men here are old as balls, about to blow away like dust in the wind. as the great kansas once said. old wrinkly balls in the wind.

alastor: ...why, is the state of kansas known for high rates of testicular disease?

husk: ...jesus christ, you don't know who kansas is. you really are one to talk, old-ass bitch.

I hate OneDrive, it's a fucking virus. It gets in every file like sand and asks for an upgrade every 2 seconds. I can't get things onto my desktop bc the gluttonous monster that is 1️⃣🚗 says no no no no no no no no no, silly. I store everything in a 1/4 of your PC's storage and ask for money if u want more. Like pleaseeeeee. You gave a TB of storage, let me fucking use it

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Imo it's mid. It feels like all of the teenage akwardness in the world summed up in a movie

have you seen mutant mayhem yet-

No :_)

Omg the kitty is soooo cute

thinking about stringbean but Long

Oh? How many are we talking per week? What are the percentages? Is there a theme other than bombing synagouges mid-services?

Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.

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