Sorry Diavolo, I’m Gonna Be Your Stepmom. Go Clean Your Room, Daddy And I Need To Have A Grownup Conversation.

Oh boy my childhood (and adulthood don’t judge me) My Little Pony obsession is finally going to be useful!

Lucifer: Unicorn - he’s the most powerful magically, and unicorns are the most magically gifted ponies IIRC.

Mammon: Pegasus - he’s fun, flighty, and friendly, and also loyal like Best Pony Rainbow Dash.

Levi: Probably a Fluttershy-type pegasus, but if we can expand into the other MLP species, maybe he’d be a sea pony?

Satan: Unicorn, because he’s Lucifer’s progeny and a magical bookworm, but also his animal symbol is literally a unicorn.

Asmodeus: I want to say a unicorn as well, because it would be ironic for him (in non-MLP human lore, unicorns are attracted to purity and virginity).

Beel: Earth pony - he’s solid, down to earth, and kind.

Belphie: Earth pony to go with his twin, but also because it would be hard to nap with a horn poking holes in all your pillows.

Admin needs help!!!

What type of pony would the brothers be? Earth pony, Unicorn or Pegasi?

Who posted this: Mammon

Caption: “I can’t believe this human’s been cheatin’ at cards again! I dunno if I should be proud or really ticked off!”

I’m a lurker and nobody in the fandom so I’m not sure who I’m tagging so....

Obey me! Devilgram picrew challenge thingy!

Cause I found this picrew and I’d thought it be fun.

The rules are simple: use this picrew to make a devilgram post of your MC. Tell us which brother posted it and what the caption says (you could totally do more than those two things I just couldn’t think of anything else).

Who posted this?: Asmodeus

Caption?: “ I love this poor girl to death but she cannot pose for her life😞.”

A special thanks to @octofox cause I found this picrew on her blog!

I’ll be tagging @drxxmofyou @cheesepuffffff and @oceanlipgloss (no pressure guys!)

Have fun and tag your friends!

Thought The First: Obey Me has ruined The Arcana for me, because every time the devil shows up, I’m like uwu devil daddy let’s make a baby pact

Thought The Second: I would love the demon brothers as Overwatch characters. I imagine Lucifer getting his ultimate, which is him screaming “MAMMOOOON” and just. fucking. shit. up.

Elections are heavy on my mind, last night I had a dream about the outcome ☹️. I'll be doing requests for the next few days to help relax but I've never done them before so beware. If anyone sends some in I'll be making headcannons, shorts, and rambles for all characters in Part 5 jojo, The arcana, and Obey me mainly and some other fandoms in the tsgs.

You can pry my Picrew out of my cold dead hands.

Cold.

Dead.

Hands.

(Picrew me has had enough of your bullshit)

i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

Local Demon Brothers Personified With Onion Headlines

(with bad words and alcohol, for your consideration)

Lucifer:

Mammon:

Levi:

Satan:

Asmo:

Beel:

Belphie:

I’m drinking and tired of politics, so let’s do this.

Nickname: I always go by Nikki, which is the short form of my middle name. My mother named me Whitney specifically so I wouldn’t get a nickname, but my dad decided that since he was Ricky, it would be cute to have a kid whose name rhymed with his.

Zodiac: Cancer, the crybaby bitch of the zodiac meme pages.

Height: 5′2″ but I refuse to leave the house without heels so TAKE THAT NATURE.

Hogwarts: Gryffindor forever.

Song stuck in my head: “Save Your Tears” - The Weeknd

Number of followers: Fuck if I know, my fragile ego won’t let me look.

Amount of sleep: Not more than 4 hours at a time, but I usually get two or so blocks of sleep so I guess it adds up.

Lucky number: I don’t know, I usually play 20 when I play roulette.

Dream job: Independently wealthy guinea pig trainer.

Wearing: My fluffy bathrobe I haven’t washed in several weeks so it smells like my dogs who use it as a bed when I’m out of the house (I’m sexy).

Favorite instrument: Played the piano as a kid, sucked ass at it, but still love a good Satie bop.

Aesthetic: Dark academia or bubble goth, depending on how drunk I am.

Favorite author: I usually read nonfiction, but I own basically the entire collection of Mary Roach’s books.

Favorite animal noise: When guinea pigs hear a bag crinkle and they go whee whee whee

Random: My past jobs have included tanning salon manager, sex ed teacher, math tutor, DMV clerk, and staff writer at a newspaper.

17 Questions 17 People

Tagged by: @emilycollins00 !! (>♡<)

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Nickname: I actually have, lots of them;;; my name is not much of a nicknamable one (Ray) but I have been called Mal (it was a typo but then it stuck lol), I am used to being called Kitten/Kitty and also I love when you guys give me nicknames in here such as Honeybee! Other nicknames include: demon, angel, beauty, mallow, bee, tiger, etc etc etc ^^;;

Zodiac: Leo ♌

Height: I haven't measured in years but since I'm quite taller than my mom and she is 1,57 meters and have been taller than some people at 1,60 meters, I supose I pass the 1,63+ meters line.

Hogwarts: everytime I do a quiz it gives me Gryffindor so that's that-

Song stuck in my head: Traumerei to Kuhaku

Number of followers: currently a bit over 1,600

Amount of sleep: I try to get 8 but then my body says

And I get 5 instead. I force myself to sleep 3 more hours or so but it's always with a bit of waking up from time to time.

Lucky number: 3

Dream job: I have no dream job, my full time wish is just to get enough money to spend on what I like and to my own happiness.

Wearing: the most used sweater I have that I refuse to give away no matter how old it is, pajama pants and one of my knee high striped socks.

Favorite instrument: Violin

Aesthetic: hmmm, I'm not really sure! Any aesthetic I use for something is used to match whatever mood I am trying to give or just something that looks good.

Favorite author: myself lol

Favorite animal noise: any bird noises are my favorite noises even if it is them screaming at 2am.

Random: I once tried to impress my crush by doing a high kick with flip flops and the one that was on the foot I used ended up on my house's roof.

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Honestly the only person that comes to mind is @jae-tries-writting-stuff but there is no pressure! And it would be fun if others did it too! I would like to know about you guys if possible! I really find everyone really interesting and just want to know about silly things-

Satan! How dare you! It completely ruins the book when you snap its spine! You. Are. A. Monster.

...Where is my fainting couch?

Satan: What's the difference between a child and a book?

Lucifer: *sigh* What is it now?

Satan: One doesn't scream when I snap it's spine.

So I have this headcanon.

Whenever I read a fanfic that says “MC” instead of being written in the first or second person, I do not picture my MC. I picture Dolly Parton.

1) Because I am pretty sure she is a literal angel.

2) Because she would have those demon boys eating out of the palm of her hand in thirty seconds flat.

Dolly X Diavolo OTP

May I humbly suggest

Barbadeliae

Lukoira

Diavourso

In my free time I like to make cursed things. I ran out of clever names at the end don’t @ me

Okay when we give Mammon the Valentine’s chocolates and he’s like, “you aren’t gonna say something hurtful now, right? Like, pass these on to Levi for me?”

I. DIED.

Baby I could never -

MC: I love you.

Mammon: ... You promise?