If I See “we’re Moving Forward With Other Candidates” One More Time Im Going To Kms

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Does anyone have really old money and need a trophy wife?? Asking for a friend and because I really want a pink car and stability

Listening to it isn’t enough I need it injected into my clit

Y’all should talk to me more- I don’t bite I promise-

Him stealin you off the street in a mask to scare you because you’ve gotten too comfortable walking around without his protection. He wants to show you just what happens to pretty little bitches who wander to the wrong side of town. And your punishment is his handprint on your ass and his cock pounding into you until you’re crying apologies

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BELPHIE, Lucifer, Mammon, Solomon, DABI, Bakugou, Hawks, Sero, Kyoya, Shigure, Hatsuharu

Was gonna make a full thing with Belphie on this but I got lazy >~< if you wanna take it into your own hands go ahead just tag me for credit and cuz I wanna read it :3

Also have y’all seen that text story with him Mammon and Levi trying to find Satan a good dentist and deciding who’s gonna check on him?? Lucifer is the sweetest-

People really think Lucifer is some cold villainous evil man when he's canonically gushed over Mammon calling him Dad once, gotten so embarassed over making Diavolo bad cookies he blushes at the mere mention of them, and gotten so enraptured in a novel he cried.

He can be a menace but he's also a mess, never forget.

Mc being so busy commanding the seven brothers that they forget that they can be commanded too.

Satan and Lucifer fight? You resolve it. Beel getting too hungry and destroying the castle? You resolve it. Mammon and Levi arguing over owed money? You resolve it. You run a tight ship and you’re the boss over those demons in every little way imaginable. Every demon and angel you have met has bowed to your command and let you have control and be the peacemaker.

So when you get too stressed and begin to yell, all seven brothers looking at you in astonishment, nobody knows what to do. Except for the one person you cannot tame.

You feel a hand grip the back of your neck. It’s strong but gentle and you feel your breath hitch in your throat. The person behind you leans in and demands… “Behave”

And suddenly you’re quiet. Docile. Solomons voice calming your mind without a single spell. He smiles at the group as you close your eyes from the embarrassment.

"We’ll be seeing you later, you can resolve this amongst yourselves. Me and MC have some business to attend to at Coctyus Hall…”

(Psst- if you’re seeing this, a full version is coming soon )