Also Have Y’all Seen That Text Story With Him Mammon And Levi Trying To Find Satan A Good Dentist And

I need stability, tea, and to be dominated nd if I don’t get all three in the next 2 days I am going to jump off a cliff-

Hi hi, I saw someone reposted your work to be male-aligned. Are you ok with that or..??

No, definitely not, could you please let me know their @??? That’s really disrespectful, thank you for letting me know. It’d be one thing if they asked me to rewrite it male assigned, I probably would’ve had no problem doing that for them, but they really just reposted it without any permission or credit?? Yeah thats not okay. I really appreciate you letting me know, please give me their username

It has been 10 more minutes and I take back my previous statement- I want him to fuck me and put a hand around my throat nd call me a good girl-

Went from crying about the people I love leaving me to thinking about how Josh Hutcherson would sound whimpering for me in 10 minutes

HOLY FUCK YOURE 18 NOW???? shit times flies… anyway hope you’re okay love!!

AHHH it’s so nice to hear from you!!! Yeah lol finally allowed to write the shit that I do, conveniently after I’ve stopped writing for the most part 🤦🏻‍♀️ Hope you’re doing good :)

I love finding new smut writers nd then figuring out 3 new kinks I didn’t know I had-

I don’t wanna be a person I’m supposed to be a hello kitty makeup palette

Mammon headcanons :)

I’m not feeling well still but I do wanna write again and I’ve been thinking a lot about him so here y’all go. I know y’all are used to nsfw but this is just some cute little things that I think Mammon does :)

•$• he has a very wide variety when it comes to music taste but his favorite song is No More ?’s by Eazy-E

•$• if you’re in the car and he’s on aux cord he’s absolutely playing it and it makes Lucifer slam his head against the steering wheel in disappointment

•$• Mammon’s top 5 songs on Wrapped

•$• he used to make fun of Asmo for liking Ariana Grande but then the Thank U, Next album came out and he was like “fuck, this goes hard”

•$• he’s not particularly an Arctic Monkeys fan but Arabella makes him think of you so he puts it on and thinks of your pretty lil face when he needs motivation, it’s his good luck song

•$• I feel that the rest of the songs on the list are self-explanatory if you’ve heard them

•$• he has a group of friends that he plays poker with once a week and he’s very good at poker

•$• no luck at the casino but when Mammon plays poker he’s coming home with the bag. He’s got an excellent poker face and he always gets great cards

•$• he makes you come with him and sit on his lap while he plays

•$• “need ya with me, treasure, you’re my lucky charm”

•$• this man and his obsession with nicknames for you

-treasure

-pretty thing

-dollface

-darlin’

-precious

•$• and that’s just a few

•$• back on the gambling thing, whenever he wins big he’ll always get you somethin’ shiny as a gift like a new necklace or a ring.

•$• “had to pick up a pretty thing for my pretty thing, you like it?”

•$• he seems dumb but he’s actually very good at picking up on things

•$• he always knows what you’re feeling and what you need and he’ll do anything to give it to you

•$• he loves you so much, if you ever need reassurance on that he’s happy to give it

•$• “you know I love ya, treasure. Id kill for you and I’d die without you, you don’t gotta question that”

WHYRE YOU PLAYING TOONTOWN IF YOURE AN ASSHOLE-? ITS A KIDS GAME ABOUT DESTROYING CAPITALISM AND CORPORATE GREED WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOURE MEAN YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT-

When you drink water for the first time in a month and you can feel every vein in your body