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Lucifer makes you hold his hand when you cross the street because he knows how easily humans get hurt and he needs to protect you from the cars/other demons.

…he also doesn’t let you suck him off because he’s worried about you choking to death and him hurting your fragile human windpipe

But he eats that pussy UP-

Why am I not a puppy-? I would like to be petted and given little treats and told I’m a good girl for just existing-

I wish I was a teenager in the late 80s— my hair is so fuckin big without me even trying I would’ve been THAT girl

I wish that I could have a dick- not forever tho I don’t wanna be a boy but like- maybe every Monday and Wednesday-? Like there’s so many things that people with dicks can do that I can’t and like that’s unfair- like you can do things like fuck a cake or dip your balls in soy sauce or literally swing it around like a helicopter but if I fuck a cake I’d get a yeast infection and if I sat in soy sauce that’d burn like hell and the only thing I can swing around is my tits but they kinda bounce more than swing and I’m realizing that this has gone on way too fuckin long but like sometimes you just wanna stick your cock in one of those water tube thingys but then you look down and no cock and that’s sad like why can’t I just have a dick sometimes so I could have fun life is unfair

Him stealin you off the street in a mask to scare you because you’ve gotten too comfortable walking around without his protection. He wants to show you just what happens to pretty little bitches who wander to the wrong side of town. And your punishment is his handprint on your ass and his cock pounding into you until you’re crying apologies

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BELPHIE, Lucifer, Mammon, Solomon, DABI, Bakugou, Hawks, Sero, Kyoya, Shigure, Hatsuharu

Was gonna make a full thing with Belphie on this but I got lazy >~< if you wanna take it into your own hands go ahead just tag me for credit and cuz I wanna read it :3

Me when world building: 😁👍

Me when I have to write the smut part: 🤢