Me when world building: 😁👍
Me when I have to write the smut part: 🤢
Listening to it isn’t enough I need it injected into my clit
A, D, and N with asmo ?
A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Definitely very sweet. Always goes ‘fuck I was amazing…oh right, you were amazing too!’ Cuz he’s a little dork. But he’ll run a bath for the two of you to share and gently massage the aches out of your muscles as he does so. Though he does have a habit of starting round two once you both are in the bath-
D: Dirty Secret
Asmodeus is pretty much an open book, there’s not much he would choose to hide from you. He’s a very kinky man and you know and accept that, he feels comfortable telling you anything you wanna know…but there is one thing he’s been a little anxious to tell you about. He has a bit of a thing for humiliation and though he’s usually a top, just one time he’d like you to put him in his place in front of everyone
N: No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
There’s not much Asmo would say no to, he’s open to trying anything at least once but I don’t think he’d ever want to hit you in the face. He’s fine with everything else but the thought of damaging your pretty little face makes his skin crawl
It’s not even like a sexual thing or anything I just find the work so beautiful- it’s sexy- and I want someone to think I’m beautiful enough to turn me into art like that-
Riggers are so hot
How aboot A, W, and X for diavolo
A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Diavolos such a sweetheart- he’ll make sure you’re very well taken care of, the whole princess treatment. Will get you anything you could ever need or want. He’ll talk so gently to you and make sure you’re okay both mentally and physically. He won’t even think about falling asleep until after you do, just to be sure you’re alright
W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)
Diavolo wasn’t given sex education because his father was always busy so other than his natural demon instinct, he had no clue what the hell to do. You and Lucifer ended up having to give him a sex ed lesson-
X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
He’s fucking PACKING. Easy 9.1 inches, pretty thick too. You better prepare yourself cuz there’s no way you could take it without a little practice and preparation first
..I have parental issues nd right now I’m jus thinkin bout the level of care nd comfort MC would receive if they had the same thing nd explained it to the boys…like imagine Lucifer telling you he’s proud of you nd that you did well after learning a new spell because he knows how much it means to you..or Mammon knowing you so well that he can see when your upset no matter how well you mask and he always knows just what to get you to make you feel better..or Levi teaching you how to play his games and losing on purpose to see you smile, putting on a show like he’s upset about his loss..or Satan reading you a bedtime story and doing different voices for different characters because he knows you find it funny..or Asmo doing your hair up like your mother never did and telling you how beautiful you are..or Beel always making sure you’re well fed and giving you hugs whenever you need them..or Belphie letting you sleep in his bed nd holding you tight after a nightmare or bad nighttime thoughts..
LIFE IS UNFAIRRRRRR