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This is a question for the JoJo's bizarre adventure fandom.

Do you have any fanfics where Joseph continued his hamon training and because of that looked about twenty/ early twenties in parts three and four?

Cause I think it's a cool concept but I don't wanna spend days/weeks looking through the tags for something that possibly doesn't exist.

I also think it will be really cool if in the fic, Suzy Q also learned how to use hamon so they could still grow old together. (Even if very slowly).

I know the sort of common consensus is IDW Hot Rod/Rodimus being with the Wreckers (probably mainly because of AHM), or just a reserve Wrecker, but I would like to present another potential option:

SpecOps agent Hot Rod/Rodimus.

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

A little more on that idea-

The reason he acts so childish is because he died as the cybertronian equivalent of a teenager Or early twenties.

When Megatron finds out that he basically killed a teenager, and doomed that teenager to a life and a role that he didn't want. He is horrified with himself (I believe in Megatron having morals and not believing in killing sparkling or younglings during the war).

No one sees him for two weeks.

Also, after brainstorm finds out he starts working on a way for Rodimus to start aging again. Rodimus is very thankful for that, bit sadly no one lets brainstorm use what he invented for fear of it killing Rodimus.

Brainstorm came up with seven different ways, and made seven different machines for those ways, in two months. Three of those inventions can fix the problem, two of them will just make Rodimus a baby (no actual way of fixing that), one of them will actually kill Rodimus, and the last one will turn Rodimus invisible (not sure how that works).

I heard a sound on tik tok where a character said they are the same age forever, and that got my brain puting rodimus in there.

SO, rodimus who's stuck the same age he was as when he died, both physically and mentally.

The matrix revived him, but he just, stopped aging. He doesn't even realize it until someone points it out to him.

I imagine he doesn't tell the crew cause he doesn't want pity. But then one time he's very drunk and out of it and just starts talking and making everyone concerned.

More memes, cause I like making them

I love making memes about things that most of my knowledge about them is from Tumblr and fanfics. Really shows how scared I am of actually consuming that media.

Does anyone have any good Rodimus/ hot rod centric fics?

I can't find some good angst fic that focuses on him that doesn't include gataway. And it really annoys me.

Or one were he as powers ( I cannot remember whats it's called for the life of me) but he didn't tell anyone/ no one knows.

Either way I just want a good centric Rodimus fic.

Don't you just hate it when you write a fanfic inside your head (without oc's) whenever you're bored, and then you just loose your place during class, or somebody distracted you, and you need to remember where you were but just can't?

Amd the worst part is, that unlike written fanfics, you can't just read back exactly what yoy JUST thought. No, instead you have to think of that same part again, but because you don't remember exactly WHAT it was, you think it in a different why and then the plot of your mind fic just goes to an entirely different place!

Honestly, that's just annoying.

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

@alebee Sadly I don't know how to write. BUT I will try and make something out. It won't be that good and probably very ooc, but I will try. (If anyone else wants to write that one shot you are welcome to do it)

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.