I Need Either Brainstorm Or Perceptor Or Literally ANYBOT On The Lost Light To Somehow Make The Cybertronian

Are there any fanfics of Caesar becoming Hermit Purple or do I need to be the change I want to see in the world?

I know the sort of common consensus is IDW Hot Rod/Rodimus being with the Wreckers (probably mainly because of AHM), or just a reserve Wrecker, but I would like to present another potential option:

SpecOps agent Hot Rod/Rodimus.

Bumblebee: look alright, it was during bootcamp and I didn't know he was evil alright?!

Bulkhead: *crying because his best friend never told him about it*

Sari: *confused* what does fragged mean?

Prowl: *comforting bulkhead while trying to explain to sari in a child friendly way what fragged mean*

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

Don't you just hate it when you write a fanfic inside your head (without oc's) whenever you're bored, and then you just loose your place during class, or somebody distracted you, and you need to remember where you were but just can't?

Amd the worst part is, that unlike written fanfics, you can't just read back exactly what yoy JUST thought. No, instead you have to think of that same part again, but because you don't remember exactly WHAT it was, you think it in a different why and then the plot of your mind fic just goes to an entirely different place!

Honestly, that's just annoying.

This is a question for the JoJo's bizarre adventure fandom.

Do you have any fanfics where Joseph continued his hamon training and because of that looked about twenty/ early twenties in parts three and four?

Cause I think it's a cool concept but I don't wanna spend days/weeks looking through the tags for something that possibly doesn't exist.

I also think it will be really cool if in the fic, Suzy Q also learned how to use hamon so they could still grow old together. (Even if very slowly).

I made some transformers memes (they are mostly MTMTE and me shitting on Optimus)

I know close to nothing about MTMTE or the idw comics. But that will not stop me from making memes based on what I do know about it

Alright I need to know.

Did anybody else's parents teached them about period and death at a young age without sugar coating it, or is it just my family?

Cause my mom explained to my sister and I about period when we were like four or five years old. We saw her pads and tampons, asked what they where, and she explained it. Didn't say we'll understand when we're older, none of that junk, she just explained it like. The funny thing is that we didn't care, we were just happy to know what that was.

She also explained to us about death when we asked why we didn't have grandpa's like other kids. She just explained death to us in a way that a five/six year old kid can understand.

And in all honesty, I love my mom for that. She understood that we wanted to know, so she explained to us in a way a child can understand.

But all honesty, were anybody else parents like that? Or are my parents just really good at parenting?

Dear transformers fandom.

You are all cawerds and lazy.

You decide that the ship name for shockwave x soundwave will be wavewave, and that is lazy. You could have given it the much cooler name of- soundshock.

But you didn't cause of cawerdnes, and for that you only get 90% of respect from me. (The ship name only loses you about 0.9% of respect, most of the 10% of respect you lost are from other stuff)

My bed, it came back.

Probably just a fluke in the system

@alebee Sadly I don't know how to write. BUT I will try and make something out. It won't be that good and probably very ooc, but I will try. (If anyone else wants to write that one shot you are welcome to do it)

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.