More Memes, Cause I Like Making Them

I have an mdzs headcanon where Jin ling's first words where a-die/baba -(dad in Mandarin) to Jiang Cheng, because Jiang Cheng practically raised him and because he (Jin ling) saw other children call the man that raised them baba he called Jiang Cheng baba. And that is the story of how Jiang Cheng cried for the first time since wei wuxian died because of is nephew

Do you also hate it when you go to a new school after getting emotional damage and probably some kind of trauma, and wishing to have a god relationship with the kids in the class, but because of all the damage from your old school you end up not talking to anyone and then the kids pick on you, and you just want to finish all the time you have to be with them and then not seeing them ever again? No? Just me

So, for my yellow guardians au. Some more plot-

-it took cheetor and bee about 200,000 years to find bee the animal alt mode.

-wb and tell X found grimlock trough a faint energon signal from grim. (He still had a little bit, it was what made it possible for him to wake up trough the electric shock).

-bee followed the trio and left them clues to find the arc with cheetor. (They found the arc about 10 years before WB came to earth).

-bee does not have all of his memories, but he did remember some stuff trough the years with cheetor.

- one of the things bee remembered was "purple bad, red good." He as no idea why.

And that's everything for today, you can ask me about it if you want more or if you have ideas.

I'm always happy to just talk about different au's people have.

It's a giant PAN! maybe it's friendly! (The pan is friendly, but the one that has it in their servos, is not)

That statement is going to live rent free in Starscream's spark

You all decided. I am going to do a personality analysis for mao Mao Mao.

I will not post it here. Mainly cause english is not my first language and I don't wanna write it twice in two different languages.

I get to do a personality analysis for school (it's instead of a test) and I'm stuck between two characters. Can y'all please help me decide?

This is a quick question.

Why is the name for the Perceptor x brainstorm ship simpatico? I don't mean to offend the fandom, I just really wanna know why its named that way

Bumblebee: look alright, it was during bootcamp and I didn't know he was evil alright?!

Bulkhead: *crying because his best friend never told him about it*

Sari: *confused* what does fragged mean?

Prowl: *comforting bulkhead while trying to explain to sari in a child friendly way what fragged mean*

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

So, connected to my last post. I cannot draw for the life of me, BUT I can write what I want to happen in the style of incorrect qoutes.

So here you go and enjoy-

Megatron:* glowting about capturing the autobots and there human friends including the rescue bot and the Burns family* And after you are gone earth and Cybertron will be mine!

Heatwave:* annoyed and bored fire truck sounds*

Mega: Oh, bored now aren't you little autobot? Well you won't be after I disperse all of your little human pets. Starting with this one.

Mega:*Picks up Cody while aiming his cannon at him*

Heat:*breaks the stasis caps in anger and lounging at megatron* GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU @$_@_-#&-'$_:"$';$&'

Heat:* takes Cody out of megatrons servo*

Mega:*surprised little glitch noises*

Heat:* punches meg so hard in the stomach that he gets send out of earth's atmosphere and past Cybertron*

Everyone else (bot auto and con):* surprised Pikachu face*

Ratchet:* wanted this war to end already so he could see his husband again* ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE PUNCH FROM A RESCUE BOT?!?! OPTIMUS!! WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE HIM JOIN US SOONER?

Op: I did not know he could do that. Good job heatwave.

Heat: If the glitch wanted to live, he shouldn't have touched Cody.

GUYS!!!!

Ao3 isn't working for me!!!

I fear that it's...

Down!

I HAVE to know what is happening. I was just about to read my before bad fanfic,

I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT IT!!!!

Please tell me if it works for you

Dear transformers fandom.

You are all cawerds and lazy.

You decide that the ship name for shockwave x soundwave will be wavewave, and that is lazy. You could have given it the much cooler name of- soundshock.

But you didn't cause of cawerdnes, and for that you only get 90% of respect from me. (The ship name only loses you about 0.9% of respect, most of the 10% of respect you lost are from other stuff)