Bumblebee: Look Alright, It Was During Bootcamp And I Didn't Know He Was Evil Alright?!

I have an mdzs headcanon where Jin ling's first words where a-die/baba -(dad in Mandarin) to Jiang Cheng, because Jiang Cheng practically raised him and because he (Jin ling) saw other children call the man that raised them baba he called Jiang Cheng baba. And that is the story of how Jiang Cheng cried for the first time since wei wuxian died because of is nephew

Some fluff for this au cause my brain was nice to me (it loves coming up with angst but not fluff).

when hot rod died he was somewhere in his twenties. And when the matrix made Rodimus to possess his body, it "accidentally" brought back hot rod as a sort of voice or ghost that only Rodimus can hear/see.

Hot rod (instead of being mad at having someone possess his body) becomes some sort of mentor- parental figure- for Rodimus cause he realises that he's only a sparkling.

He helps Rodimus by telling him about mechs he meets or are important, Explains about the war and its history, teaches him about Cybertron and its history. And just doing all of the things that the matrix and primus didn't do.

Hot rod is also Rodimus's voice of reason (Rodimus only listens to him). And lets just say that without hot rod, Rodimus (and everyone else) would have been dead fifty times over.

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.

Am au where rodimus isn't actually hot rod, but a manifestation that the matrix created of an entirely new mach.

But the problem is that he (rodimus) is literally a sparkling.

All of his knowledge is from the matrix. But the matrix (and primus) were stupid and only gave him the most basic knowledge, like how to speak, read, write, transform, and other basic stuff.

But they (the matrix and primus) forgot to give him the mind and mentality of an adult mach. So it's literally a Shazam situation with a child (sparkling) in a grown up body. The only difference is, this sparkling can never change out of the adult body into the one he was supposed to have, and his stuck acting like something and someone who isn't him.

The Wolf Man is Jason, isn't he?

I just know its Jason

This is a question for the JoJo's bizarre adventure fandom.

Do you have any fanfics where Joseph continued his hamon training and because of that looked about twenty/ early twenties in parts three and four?

Cause I think it's a cool concept but I don't wanna spend days/weeks looking through the tags for something that possibly doesn't exist.

I also think it will be really cool if in the fic, Suzy Q also learned how to use hamon so they could still grow old together. (Even if very slowly).

More memes, cause I like making them

I love making memes about things that most of my knowledge about them is from Tumblr and fanfics. Really shows how scared I am of actually consuming that media.

FINALLY got a name for my tf cybervers au. It's now called- The yellow guardians au

From now on whenever I will post about it I will use that name. NOW onto more stuff about it:

- bee and cheetor know that the decepticons and autobots are on earth. Cheetor saw windblade when she was hiding from the seekers.

- bee was the reason that tell X started helping and listening to WB (windblade).

- bee is a triple changer, his alt forms are the car mode he uses in the show and an honey badger (there is a big chance that I will change it, but for now he's a badger).

- tell X doesn't tell WB about bee or cheetor cause bee asked him to keep secret about them.

That's everything for now. Hope you enjoyed my rambling.

This is a quick question.

Why is the name for the Perceptor x brainstorm ship simpatico? I don't mean to offend the fandom, I just really wanna know why its named that way

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

So, I am currently watching tf cyberverse (got to season 3) and I really like the "bee as no memories" thing that they did the first season.

And that made me think

What if bumblebee woke up just a few thousand years after the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and put grim on shut down.

What if he still didn't remember anything and wondered around earth looking for answers and something to do?

What if while walking around he heard the Allspark calling for him and started following it?

What if while following in it's direction he met cheetor (I don't know how to write his name)?

What if when cheetor found out that bee can hear the Allspark he brought him to it? What if the Allspark chose bee to not also protect it but also to be cheetors friend?

What if bee became a triple changer with a beast form so he could also move around without being spotted?

What if him and cheetor spent millions of years together, becoming eachothers family and learning about the world they are in together?

What will happen in the show? Will windblade atill find grim? Or teletran X? What about the seekers problem? It did only start because she stopped to talk with bee.

There are so many possibilities to how things could happen and it's really interesting to think about it.