My Bed, It Came Back.

So, for my yellow guardians au. Some more plot-

-it took cheetor and bee about 200,000 years to find bee the animal alt mode.

-wb and tell X found grimlock trough a faint energon signal from grim. (He still had a little bit, it was what made it possible for him to wake up trough the electric shock).

-bee followed the trio and left them clues to find the arc with cheetor. (They found the arc about 10 years before WB came to earth).

-bee does not have all of his memories, but he did remember some stuff trough the years with cheetor.

- one of the things bee remembered was "purple bad, red good." He as no idea why.

And that's everything for today, you can ask me about it if you want more or if you have ideas.

I'm always happy to just talk about different au's people have.

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

Bumblebee: look alright, it was during bootcamp and I didn't know he was evil alright?!

Bulkhead: *crying because his best friend never told him about it*

Sari: *confused* what does fragged mean?

Prowl: *comforting bulkhead while trying to explain to sari in a child friendly way what fragged mean*

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

I made some transformers memes (they are mostly MTMTE and me shitting on Optimus)

I know close to nothing about MTMTE or the idw comics. But that will not stop me from making memes based on what I do know about it

One time one of my dogs threw up in my sister room so in retaliation we put her in jail

Hear me out, a rodimus who believes that hot rod is dead (he doesn't wanna believe that he is hot rod).

Whenever he talks about his past before becoming rodimus, instead of saying "I did" he says "so hot rod...". And nobody knows why he talks like he isn't hot rod.

They don't understand until Megatron gets so annoyed by that, that he starts demending rodimus to stop talking like he isn't hot rod.

And rodimus just looks him, dead in the optics, and says: "But I am not hot rod, I am rodimus. Hot rod is dead. Don't you remember Megatron? You were the one who killed him after all, weren't you?"

And after he says it there is just silence. Because nobody knows how to react or what to say.

Nobody knows how to react to finding out that too become a prime, their captain literally died (I like to believe that rodimus doesn't like to talk about how he became a prime). That he died at the servos of the mech who became his co-captaim years later.

Or that he believes that who he was before is still dead. and not even the matrix can bring him back.

The Wolf Man is Jason, isn't he?

I just know its Jason

ok that’s it I’m gonna say it because I’m brave and I’m not gonna tag it much because I’m a coward.

I do not understand why Optimus Prime is portrayed as a twink so goddamned often. Most often in MegOP media, which I feel lends far better to like, toxic old man yaoi tropes in most media.

and like, do you want you want, be free! But… why is it so everywhere when the stereotype doesn’t fit well imo?

MAYBE this is because I watched G1 the most. MAYBE. But I’ve also seen Prime, and I don’t get it there. Prime OP has so much stress and is an overworked mf who is trying his damndest to keep like… 5 people alive while facing an entire goddamned army and also his nemesis who is doing evil space drugs. Is it really just the one plotline where his memories get yeeted, and the innocence he lost during the war comes back? His waist being thin? Is that what makes people twinkify him?

TF One OP also does not fit the role. Yes, he’s younger, and a bit sassy and snarky but there’s this like… idk, it’s like fanart that I see of him sands down all his rough edges. I believe the term is woobified?

So! for the sake of having a semi productive conversation, I genuinely want this question answered. Why do people tend to portray Optimus so heavily as ‘the woman in the gay relationship’, especially when it comes to shipping him Megatron?

This is a quick question.

Why is the name for the Perceptor x brainstorm ship simpatico? I don't mean to offend the fandom, I just really wanna know why its named that way