I Have An Mdzs Headcanon Where Jin Ling's First Words Where A-die/baba -(dad In Mandarin) To Jiang Cheng,

ok that’s it I’m gonna say it because I’m brave and I’m not gonna tag it much because I’m a coward.

I do not understand why Optimus Prime is portrayed as a twink so goddamned often. Most often in MegOP media, which I feel lends far better to like, toxic old man yaoi tropes in most media.

and like, do you want you want, be free! But… why is it so everywhere when the stereotype doesn’t fit well imo?

MAYBE this is because I watched G1 the most. MAYBE. But I’ve also seen Prime, and I don’t get it there. Prime OP has so much stress and is an overworked mf who is trying his damndest to keep like… 5 people alive while facing an entire goddamned army and also his nemesis who is doing evil space drugs. Is it really just the one plotline where his memories get yeeted, and the innocence he lost during the war comes back? His waist being thin? Is that what makes people twinkify him?

TF One OP also does not fit the role. Yes, he’s younger, and a bit sassy and snarky but there’s this like… idk, it’s like fanart that I see of him sands down all his rough edges. I believe the term is woobified?

So! for the sake of having a semi productive conversation, I genuinely want this question answered. Why do people tend to portray Optimus so heavily as ‘the woman in the gay relationship’, especially when it comes to shipping him Megatron?

Technically, no. But as a person who collects cool rocks I decided that it does count as rock collecting for I would also put him in my rock collection

does having literally 3,400 pics of rock lee in my phone make me a rock collector

Hear me out, a rodimus who believes that hot rod is dead (he doesn't wanna believe that he is hot rod).

Whenever he talks about his past before becoming rodimus, instead of saying "I did" he says "so hot rod...". And nobody knows why he talks like he isn't hot rod.

They don't understand until Megatron gets so annoyed by that, that he starts demending rodimus to stop talking like he isn't hot rod.

And rodimus just looks him, dead in the optics, and says: "But I am not hot rod, I am rodimus. Hot rod is dead. Don't you remember Megatron? You were the one who killed him after all, weren't you?"

And after he says it there is just silence. Because nobody knows how to react or what to say.

Nobody knows how to react to finding out that too become a prime, their captain literally died (I like to believe that rodimus doesn't like to talk about how he became a prime). That he died at the servos of the mech who became his co-captaim years later.

Or that he believes that who he was before is still dead. and not even the matrix can bring him back.

Living my best/worst (can't decide) life while thinking of the lost light crew doing some event were they need to wear clothes and somebot decides that femmes have to wear a dress and mechs have to wear a suit (is that how it's written?), And most of the crew respects it although they are confused by that.

And then the day of the party comes and everybot just loses their slag cause rodimus is wearing a combination of a dress and a suit.

And when asked why, he just says that he wasn't sure what he was supposed to wear.

And long story short that's how the crew finds out that rodimus is gender queer

Reblog if you believe that literally ANYONE ELSE should’ve been Rodimus Prime’s Lost Light Co-Captain, instead of Megatron! 

I heard a sound on tik tok where a character said they are the same age forever, and that got my brain puting rodimus in there.

SO, rodimus who's stuck the same age he was as when he died, both physically and mentally.

The matrix revived him, but he just, stopped aging. He doesn't even realize it until someone points it out to him.

I imagine he doesn't tell the crew cause he doesn't want pity. But then one time he's very drunk and out of it and just starts talking and making everyone concerned.

After the drugs stops working, rodimus in the med bay getting a check up:

Ratchet:*looking at rodimus's processor* I'm not sure what chousd rodimus to act so strangely.

Ultra Magnus: I see, hopefully we could figure it out.

Rodimus: you know, I actually really enjoyed those last few hours. My processor wasn't going like 100 mph for once and I could actually focus on my work without getting distracted every two seconds.

Ratchet, Ultra Magnus, Megatron and everybot else in the med bay: *Relishing that rodimus as the cybertronian equivalent of ADHD and none of them knew, including him* This explains so much and yet so little at the same time. Oh primus we're so stupid for not relishing.

Rodimus:*confused* are y'all ok? Did I miss something?

Drift: don't worry about it rodi. But just out of curiosity, do you remember who gave you the energon before you started filling weird?

Rodimus: yeah, it was getaway. Said he made it himself as a gift.

Drift and everybot else:*Relishing what getaway was trying to do* `I'm going to kill getaway`

I need either Brainstorm or Perceptor or literally ANYBOT on the Lost light to somehow make the cybertronian equivalent of those ADHD meds that make your emotions disappear (you know the type, every Neurodivergent person who takes meds had them), And somehow those meds/drags get into rodimus's energon.

I just want the ENTIRE SHIP in chaos cause rodimus is ACTUALLY WORKING! (What?).

Like, Megatron and ultra Magnus having an existential crisis.

Drift being concerned for his emica (you write it like that?) cause he doesn't wanna race.

Ratchet and all the medics on the ship trying to get rodi into the med bay to give him a check up.

All of the other bots being 100% SURE that rodimus is possessed or got replaced.

And at the same time that the entire crew is panicking, Rodimus is enjoying having his processor go about 950 MPH for the first time in his life. (He is able to do his work without getting distracted or bored after five minutes).

The crew notices rodimus's lack of emotions, rodimus himself does not.

I need someone to write a fic about rodimus just verbally abusing Optimus for like three chapters. And at the same time also menging to make him understand why putting the mech who chousd a civil war, the deaths of millions of cybertronians and the destruction of their planet as the CAPTAIN of a ship full of people who have been either directly or indirectly hurt by him is a stupid aft idea. Especially when the other (and first) captain of that ship literally got FRAGING KILLED BY THAT SAME WAR LORD (now war criminal on probesion).

Just, a fic of rodimus explaining to Optimus everything he did wrong in life.

The Wolf Man is Jason, isn't he?

I just know its Jason

So, I am currently watching tf cyberverse (got to season 3) and I really like the "bee as no memories" thing that they did the first season.

And that made me think

What if bumblebee woke up just a few thousand years after the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and put grim on shut down.

What if he still didn't remember anything and wondered around earth looking for answers and something to do?

What if while walking around he heard the Allspark calling for him and started following it?

What if while following in it's direction he met cheetor (I don't know how to write his name)?

What if when cheetor found out that bee can hear the Allspark he brought him to it? What if the Allspark chose bee to not also protect it but also to be cheetors friend?

What if bee became a triple changer with a beast form so he could also move around without being spotted?

What if him and cheetor spent millions of years together, becoming eachothers family and learning about the world they are in together?

What will happen in the show? Will windblade atill find grim? Or teletran X? What about the seekers problem? It did only start because she stopped to talk with bee.

There are so many possibilities to how things could happen and it's really interesting to think about it.