Trey Parker In These

do i play dress to impress, scroll tumblr, or read a 135k word spirk fanfic based on the 2009 movie? difficult choices

i suck at tumblr bc the creature in my brain that's responsible for being in fandoms picks a new one to be my favorite every 2 months

I wish the fanfic in my head was good but its all just obnoxious self insert where I do nothing wrong ever and am practically perfect in every way

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

tos was made for girls and gays idgaf. theres no other reason for kirk to have that green top w the plunging neckline or be ripping his shirts and showing nipple. also just. the aesthetic and costume design and the general campiness… everything is sparkly… it’s not macho At All. watched it as a kid expecting kirk to be a ladies man like all the fanboys make him out to be.. but no. that mf is making googoo eyes at spock every ep. and DONT get me started on spock. the bangs. the brows. the eyeshadow. the daddy issues.. please. use ur eyes people

WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS FUCKING PHOTOSHOOT I AM LOSING MY GOD DAMN MIND

NOT EVEN REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH WORKS AND I CANT READ THE TEXT RAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

obsessing over this image set rn and i cant even find the full shoot much less higher quality versions💔💔💔

He would absolutely just look like an alternative person, i mean just look at him in his human disguise

he just looks like every other homo in san francisco with his shaved brows and betty bangs (also both things I have/had as a goth)

in conclusion, spock is lowkey a gothic icon and i absolutely wouldn't think he's an alien, I'd be asking for his number🙏

Honestly, as a human who lives in the 21st century, if Mr. Spock beamed down to earth, and I saw him. My first thought wouldn't even be "holy shit an alien" it would legitimate just be "wow nice shaved brows and cute ears, he has some really cool body modifications and make-up going on" my ass would think he's in some kind of alternative subculture it wouldn't even occur to me to think of extraterrestrials.

Some behind the scenes TOS photos:

reblogging because since this i got a cut that is similarly fucked up and i finally understand what it feels like for your barber to hate you (i cut my own hair)

Spock with bushy eyebrows and the worst cut ever in "The Cage" will never not be funny to me

He looks like his barber hates him

i want to bite him and shake him around like dogs do with their toys

i wonder how his new vagina is healing

oh my god