Do I Play Dress To Impress, Scroll Tumblr, Or Read A 135k Word Spirk Fanfic Based On The 2009 Movie?

i want you guys to know that irl i am him

The 2024 unification we thought we were getting:

The unification we got

Star Trek TOS S01E28 / Star Trek TOS S01E29

"Let me help." "I love you."

I am normal about this. (They had to know what they were doing. It's literally. the. next. episode.)

new starfleet uniforms just dropped

Girl house. Home even.

how are these gifs higher quality than the movie is on prime

🎶even if some guy's tryin' to blackmail you and your girlfriend thinks you suck🎵

him fumbling T'pring and being so flippant about it was all the proof I needed to know he was gay

No offense to Spock but if my WIFE was T'pring I wouldn't have fumbled her that badly, I would be fucking LOCKED in dude. We would've gotten married right after she proposed, we're having a shotgun wedding, I'm quiting starfleet to follow my beautiful wife T'pring back to Vulcan, I'll be her perfect husband. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll even tolerate her shit ass mother, I'll never show any emotions. C'mon T'pring marry me instead, fuck that loser Spock.

tos was made for girls and gays idgaf. theres no other reason for kirk to have that green top w the plunging neckline or be ripping his shirts and showing nipple. also just. the aesthetic and costume design and the general campiness… everything is sparkly… it’s not macho At All. watched it as a kid expecting kirk to be a ladies man like all the fanboys make him out to be.. but no. that mf is making googoo eyes at spock every ep. and DONT get me started on spock. the bangs. the brows. the eyeshadow. the daddy issues.. please. use ur eyes people

he was going through a breakup💔😞

this one

#tbt to some spooky looking photos i took of Patrick on his solo opener tour for panicatthedisco. 9:30 Club | Halloween | 2011.