"2008? So You Weren't Even A Twinkle In You're Father's Eye?" -9/10

"You put your mouth all over that" -4/21

"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"You're my little poopy chacka"-3/27

"I will shove this down your throat and make you shit it out" -8/14

"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

“So you’re a home wrecker? Yes yes I am”-8/24

"We're all dying, it's just a matter of when," - 8/25

"I have really short toes for some reason"-10/18