"We're All Dying, It's Just A Matter Of When," - 8/25

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"I wanna beat you with a banana" -12/13

"one big family!"

(20 new students added)

"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25

"He can put cheese in my hair anytime" - 12/6

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"More sport means more college"-10/9

"So he's my daddy daddy daddy, mmmhmmm daddy daddy daddy." - 1/19

"*meows* The Pussy is here" - 1/31

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9