"Uh Yeah, He Was Eating My Ass"-9/29

"You wanna gobble me up, Grady?" -11/15

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

"Robert Frost is my hall pass" -10/17

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

“I’ve got a dirty booty” - 9/13

"I lived for the two weeks without {a liver}, told you I can't be killed," -9/19