This Is The Sort Of Shit That Rosekiller Would Pull

Do I want Robert Sean Leonard, Do I want to be Robert Sean Leonard or Do I want to be adopted by Robert Sean Leonard

Barty is extremely loud in bed with Evan, he is definitely a screamer, and not even on purpose. He just feels so safe and comfortable with Evan that he can't stop himself from expressing how incredibly good he feels with Evan showing him so much attention.

OK, so I read this dead poets society fic a while ago. I can't remember the name of it for the life of me, and it's a soulmate au where the longer you spend away from your soulmate once you find them the more irrational you feel (if u find it please leave a link for others to find, I don't remember how I found it the first time and I'd love to credit them.) In the fic Todd was getting extra anxious and Neil was getting angry?? Maybe frustrated something like that because Neil got himself locked up on the roof.

But can I possibly present it the other way round for you all...

Todd, who has finally found the first person to actually see him, to love him unconditionally, to actually want him for him and not some name he's supposed to live up to. So irrationally, he wants to desperately hold onto that love, letting himself be selfish for once in his life. He gets agitated beyond belief, wanting Neil back with him yesterday.

And Neil "I don't know how to process emotion, but at the same time, I feel everything way too deeply." Perry just shuts down, unsure of what to do with what he is currently feeling, so he shuts down and becomes dissociative and quiet. Neil is also used to not getting what he wants, with usually little protest from him, so he goes quiet.

Currently thinking of a wolfstar The Greatest Showman AU. With Sirius as Zac Efron's character and Remus as Zendaya's character.

(James would so be Hugh Jackman's character)

Remus, not even realising that the extreme urge to mate around his birthday isn't because Regulus makes him feel extra special for his birthday but because it is a literal wolf thing.

Just mpreg Remus, where instead of a human 9-month pregnancy, it's the length of a wolf, which is roughly 2 months, or a werewolf, which is around 3 months. No matter how you look at it, everyone is going to be collectively losing their shit. Just picture the chaos.

The way my jaw dropped at the absolute adorableness of this holy shit. Cannon dude, oh my god. This, this is everything.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

...so, it is established that Regulus is a black cat animagus, yes?

I give you: cat Reg cuddling with their babies when they are still too small to be safely sleeping in their parents' bed, but he wants to be close to them so bad, watch them breath, hear their little hearts beat.

So he turns into a cat and climbs into the crib, curling around their soft heads and protecting them from bad dreams. Purring until he falls asleep.

This is the reason that I will never finish reading atyd, I blame it for how Remus is now portrayed. Though I'm not putting hate on it, people are aloud to like what they like, just sometimes it feels like I'm reading an entirely different character.

it pisses me tf off when people who've never read the series, or watched any of the movies for that matter, try and treat canon with the same attitude they treat fanon. like a post will be talking about remus' actual personality and how his fanon characterisation destroys everything about him, goes against all he tried to be all his life, made it so that half-baked aids metaphor fans cling onto for dear life has turned super fucking problematic instead of just half-baked and careless after-thought esque rep like all of jkrs other rep...valid points. and a 12 yo who read only atyd and views remus as a greyback clone will say "he can be both 🤗"

yeah sure!! but he isn't tho. because his entire character is him being NOT that. so he CAN'T. in an au, it's interesting to explore, sure.

but rn?? factually? canonically? he isn't and there's no changing that but they'll never get that, because in fanon he's no one way, and they don't understand the difference.

u get me? he can't be because he's NOT. it's that simple.

"umm actually he's both a sweet book worm and an angry dominant beastly 6 foot thirty jock he's so cute and multifaceted"- ARE U HEARING YOURSELF???

not my remus. canon remus you will always be famous and i love your cowardly, anxious, self-loathing, average height, KIND, pushover self keep it up sis 🤎

tbh ive never heard of this discourse at all but i do think he's nerdy and not a weird alpha male so yeah !

HC where Barty went to school the year after Evan and Regulas and was sorted into Ravenclaw, but just didn't accept these things.

After the sorting, Barty has found his way into the Slytherin dorms with all his stuff and boots a muggle born first year Slytherin with all Barty's robes and demands he lives as a Ravenclaw as he proceeds to steel the muggleborn's robes, saying something about how the robes are charmed so they can't be transfigured into different colours and how the first year wont survive a day as a muggle born in Slytherin. Barty then proceeds to ignore the first year dorms and makes his way to the second year dorms, scaring the everloving shit out of Regulas and Evan who were both almost asleep. Barty then transfigures one of Regulas' books into a bed and makes himself at home. The next few minutes, Regulas swears to this day are the most confusing minutes of his life but ultimately found himself not to bothered by this first years presence and went back to sleep.

The next day, though, was an absolute nightmare. Barty ended up in a meeting with Ravenclaw head of house and had the most impressive screaming match in Hogwarts history. The head of house in the end didn't want him after Barty threatened to remove their tongue the muggle way if they called him Mr Crouch instead of Barty one more time. Barty sat the first year exams that afternoon got straight A's all round and started his second year the next day, with a slightly impressed Regulas on one side and an absolute in awe at the amount of chaos created Evan on the other side.

Breakfast that morning was the first genuine smile Barty produced since he was 5. Besides, he couldn't piss his father off enough from in Ravenclaw.

Do you ever just have a character where you are like, you, you are a baby, and I will read all them fics where they are the youngest.

For me, this is Clint Barton.

I have read the fics where he is Tony's brother, where he is Bruce's son, Steve's relative, Bucky's son, Nat and Bucky's son, Furry's son, where he is secretly like 12 (exaggeration). I eat that shit up. And the Avenger kid fics where they are Clint centric, and he's the youngest like dude ahhhhhhhh.

If u have any recommendations, please do send.

That feeling when your ceiling has collapsed and your dad is eating steak that has rubble in it and you ask if he's done anything to cause this and then he tells you some batshit insane stuff about cows and the roof and the door not being big and OH MY FUCKING GOD DID HE BUILD A CRANE???? and btw your uncle is there too chilling (bleeding out) (he was not meant to operate heavy machinery) (at least we now know why)