The Way My Jaw Dropped At The Absolute Adorableness Of This Holy Shit. Cannon Dude, Oh My God. This,

Would you like to be adopted by @indigostation and me?

I mean, I accidentally got a husband and child ( @mexicanpadfoot ) , now I want at least some say in it 😂

We have the position of daughter, niece, cousin, aunt, sister or polyamorous partner. Because I am quite sure you are not old enough to be the grandma 😂

What do you say?

(I said only female terms bc you said you are a lesbian, so I assumed you identify as female. If not then I apologise.)

I would absolutely love to be a daughter. This makes me so happy. Internally screaming in happiness 😊

I don't make the rules, but Barty gets spitroasted by Evan and Regulus in their dorm using their cock as a silencing charm.

And later in a Moonwater scenario, Evan gives them permission for Remus and Regulus to spitroast Barty while he watches.

And also Evan and Barty having sex in Evan’s bed with Regulus and Remus having sex in Regulus' bed, both of them leaving the curtains open for the other to watch.

Just mpreg Remus, where instead of a human 9-month pregnancy, it's the length of a wolf, which is roughly 2 months, or a werewolf, which is around 3 months. No matter how you look at it, everyone is going to be collectively losing their shit. Just picture the chaos.

Southern Hemisphere witch 2025 dates:

January

💫 01 - Quadrantids Meteor Showers

🌕 14 - Full Buck Moon (Cancer)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aquarius)

February

🌾 01 - Lughnasadh/Lammas (traditional)

🌕 12 - Full Sturgeon Moon (Leo)

🌑 28 - New Moon (Pisces)

March

🌕 14 - Full Corn Moon (Virgo)

🍁 20-21 - Mabon / Autumn Equinox (traditional)

🌑 29 - New Moon (Aries)

April

✨01 - Mercury Retrograde starts

🌕 13 - Full Hunter's Moon (Libra)

💫 16 - Lyrids Meteor Showers

💫 19 - Eta Aquariids Meteor Showers

✨25 - Mercury Retrograde ends

🌑 28 - New Moon (Taurus)

May

🎃 01 - Samhain (traditional)

🌕 13 - Full Beaver Moon (Scorpio)

🌑 27 - New Moon (Gemini)

June

🌕 11 - Full Cold Moon (Sagittarius)

❄️ 21 - Yule / Winter Solstice (traditional)

🌑 25 - New Moon (Cancer)

July

🌕 11 - Full Wolf Moon (Capricorn)

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde starts

🌑 25 - New Moon (Leo)

August

🕯️ 01 - Imbolc (traditional)

🌕 09 - Full Snow Moon (Aquarius)

💫 17 - Perseids Meteor Showers

🌑 23 - New Moon (Virgo)

✨ 24 - Mercury Retrograde starts

September

✨ 15 - Mercury Retrograde ends

✨ 22 - Venus Retrograde ends

🌕 08 - Super Full Worm Moon (Pisces)

🌸 21-22 - Ostara/Vernal/Spring Equinox (traditional)

🌑 22 - New Moon (Libra)

October

💫 02 - Orionids Meteor Showers

🌕 07 - Super Full Pink Moon (Aries)

🌑 21 - New Moon (Scorpio)

🔥 31 - Beltane (traditional)

November

🌕 05 - Full Flower Moon (Taurus)

💫 06 - Leonids Meteor Showers

🌑 20 - New Moon (Sagittarius)

December

✨ 01 - Mars Retrograde starts

💫 04 - Geminids Meteor Showers

🌕 05 - Full Strawberry Moon (Gemini)

🌑 20 - New Moon (Capricorn)

✨20 - Mars Retrograde ends

☀️ 21 - Litha / Summer Solstice (traditional)

To make up for the angst that @read-reblog-repeat just posted that broke my heart, here is some smut that will be in the 10 bllu children book because the first chapter isn't finished but I really want to give you guys a peek.

Warning smut from here on out with trans Remus (Don't want or like, don't read simple)

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Moans full of pleasure filled the bedroom, getting higher in pitch and volume as Regulus reached down to rub Remus’ clit, continuing to thrust inside him as deep as he could go, his grip on Remus’ thighs the only reason he wasn't sliding up the bed.

Regulus couldn’t stop from groaning as Remus scratched his nails down his back, creating gorgeous pleasure pain to course through his body. Regulus bit and sucked at all the skin he could reach, paying extra attention to the spots that made Remus most vocal. He soon found himself getting closer and closer to his orgasm, groaning through harsh breaths he forced himself to pull out, so he wouldn’t cum inside. Immediately scooting down the bed, wrapping an arm around his thigh, to keep Remus in place, and starting to lick and suck at Remus’ clit, before he could whine about no stimulation, every now and then pushing his tongue inside, as he jacked himself off with his other hand.

Remus was crying with pleasure, his werewolf senses making everything all the more sensitive. He suddenly felt Regulus tense and felt more than heard the loud moan he let out as he found himself climaxing. Unintentionally edging Remus as he stopped to catch his bearings, leaving Remus to cry in frustration because of how close he had been. Regulus was quick to shush him by using his now free hand to enter two fingers, instantly finding and rubbing at his g spot. Remus was so close, so impossibly close, with Regulus sucking, licking and fingering him, but just as he was about to cum, he stopped all his movements again.

Remus was about to yell at Regulus that he wasn't in the mood for edging kind of sex today, when his ears and mind started to cooperate. The sound of tapping at the window drowned out their heavy panting. Remus looked over at the window and saw an owl, looking a little frazzled, holding a letter in its beak. ‘I swear to Merlin if you get up to get that letter and don't get me off right now. I will slap you.’ Remus gritted out, hating how desperate he was feeling, when the moment had clearly been ruined. ‘What if it’s important?’ Regulus questioned as he rubbed his hands up and down Remus’ thighs. ‘Since when has anyone, ever, sent us anything important?’ Remus panted, squirming as Regulus’ hands got extremely close to where he wanted them.

the beauty of remus john lupin

pale looking, delicate features, long face covered in freckles and scars, slightly crooked nose, astonishingly big, almond shaped, hazel eyes with flecks of gold, thick, long, curled eyelashes, chipped tooth, soft rosy lips, curled light brown hair, slutty waist, thin fragile wrists, long hurting scarred fingers, 6’4 feet tall, too skinny, ill looking, bandaged hands tightly gripping a cane, a warm gentle smile, a mellow voice that sounds just like a song, a scent of blood, honey, deep green forest, burning candles and old parchments, a lit cigarette always between his teeth, a warm jumper and haunting sad gaze.

Neil “I don’t know what it’s like to not have deep emotions. Even when I feel nothing, I feel it completely” Perry

Neil “I’m not a whole person anymore and I don’t think I ever will be. Parts of me died in the house I grew up in and I visit them in dreams” Perry

Neil “I’ve been trying to go home my whole life” Perry

Neil “I make coffee. I pretend I’m in love with the idea of being alive. I make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove” Perry

Neil “I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life” Perry

Neil “Something feral inside me wants everything, craves every taste and looks everywhere. But something else, something lethargic, only desires to sleep” Perry

I've been thinking about this for a while, mostly because I went from the House MD fandom back into the Harry Potter fandom.

So I have really been thinking about Wilson in the Harry Potter universe. Specifically him being apart of the Marauders.

He would be a Muggle born wizard who somehow knew more than the entire student body combined. Was sorted into Gryffindor.

He was that person that was incredibly kind and sweet to all, was on first names bases with everyone.

Was the type to get away with everything, like this dude received the most detention slips out of anyone for being out of bed past curfew, but didn't attend a single one and never got called out on it.

Made friends with the House elves and that's how he learned to become such a fantastic cook. His specialty was chocolate cake and them pancakes. (You all know the ones)

Was the first person to befriend Remus and figue out he was a werewolf. Gave him his love for chocolate.

(I don't know if animagi and patronus' can be different but for this they can be but are usually the same.) (Also, also I just have to make dead poets society references. And I love the stories where Neil and Wilson are the same person.)

His animagus form is a brown peregrine falcon, his nickname being Perry or Peregrine. His patronus is a brown bear. (Because generally, he's cute and sweet, but can hurt you if provoked.)

Isn't someone who got made at anyone, would get annoyed and irritated at times but never mad. (Was the middle ground for the fifth year incident that I personally refuse to acknowledge.)

The "James" for Harry's middle name was for both Wilson and Potter, though no one was told otherwise.

He was made Neville's godfather, but Neville's grandmother refused to acknowledge that Wilson was a part of the family.

Dislikes Dumbledore, blames him for all the too young lives lost in the first wizarding war.

Told Remus about the change in secret keeper, and that he should also probably go into hiding for the time being.

(Not even 2 days after the Potter incident, the entire suburb that Remus and Sirius had been living in was all burnt down by Death Eaters.)

Was there when Sirius tracked down Pettigrew. He arrived late and turned everyone around, away from the scene before he approached. So no one actually saw him, only Sirius. Something that Wilson deeply regrets.

Tried to fight for Harry and Sirius, with Remus, but no one was going to believe or trust a werewolf and a wizard who was planning on leaving the wizarding world after the war. Especially since there was no proof that Pettigrew was alive.

Moved to America shortly after the funeral. He swore he would never come back.

Remus and Sirius asked him to come back, and he does, because he'd just had his first proper fight with House and seeing old friends could do him good.

He shows up in order of the phoenix as the new professor for defence against the dark arts. (Umbridge is just there, you know)

Umbridge is the first person that Wilson finds himself genuinely hating.

He gets sacked along with Trelawney, but Dumbledore does the whole they don't have to leave the grounds thing. Umbridge becomes the DADA professor from there.

When Bellatrix escapes Azkaban, Wilson builds up the courage to tell Neville about being his godfather, who promptly breaks down.

Wilson helps Harry teach Dumbledore's Army. And does cool, stylish escape by turning into his animagus form, just before Dumbledore does the thing with the phoenix.

In half blood prince, he returns as a guidance counsellor (lord knows Hogwarts needs one). He is genuinely happy for Snape for getting the position he always wanted.

After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry found Wilson standing in front of Remus' body, just staring with tears running down his face. Harry gave him a hug and all Wilson said was,

"I'm the only one left now."

JUST. JUST THE WAY SAM IS HOLDING AJ’S HAND THE ENTIRE TIME. THE ENTIRE TIME. THE WAY TOM IS HOLDING SAM. THE WAY THE VIDEO STARTS RIGHT WHEN LUKE HAD A HAND ON AJ’S HEAD. THE WAY LUKE CASUALLY FIDDLES WITH TOM’S EAR. SAMS HAND ON TOM’S KNEE. THE CAMERA CUTTING FROM WHEN LUKE HAD BEEN HUGGING AJ ON THE FIRST CUT. THE WAY THAT THEY’RE ALL SMILING AND HAPPY THE WHOLE TIME. NOT TO MENTION THAT ALL OF THEM ARE SMUSHED TOGETHER ON ONE COUCH. I- WHAT. I SIMPLY CAN NOT WHEN MEN *dies*

Realising that Elton John is the only popular queer singer from the 70s still standing. (Pun intended)

Like Freddie Mercury got taken out by HIV

David Bowie is tragically gone from this world

Bro, Elton can't die on us

And his middle name is Hercules like you don't really get a cooler middle name than that.

Completely unrelated, but The Beetles produced 13 albums plus a bunch of singles in their 7 year career like WHAT, today I swear the average is like 1 album every 4 years or whatever with a sprinkle of singles, thats just my opinion. Their production level was actually insane.

Anyway, I was watching the Dua Lipa live from London thing, and holy shit she was gorgeous like thissssssss

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The gay panic was real. I legit couldn't take my eyes off of her. She is so beautiful 😍