Do You Ever Just Have A Character Where You Are Like, You, You Are A Baby, And I Will Read All Them Fics

This is the sort of shit that Rosekiller would pull

I've been thinking about this for a while, mostly because I went from the House MD fandom back into the Harry Potter fandom.

So I have really been thinking about Wilson in the Harry Potter universe. Specifically him being apart of the Marauders.

He would be a Muggle born wizard who somehow knew more than the entire student body combined. Was sorted into Gryffindor.

He was that person that was incredibly kind and sweet to all, was on first names bases with everyone.

Was the type to get away with everything, like this dude received the most detention slips out of anyone for being out of bed past curfew, but didn't attend a single one and never got called out on it.

Made friends with the House elves and that's how he learned to become such a fantastic cook. His specialty was chocolate cake and them pancakes. (You all know the ones)

Was the first person to befriend Remus and figue out he was a werewolf. Gave him his love for chocolate.

(I don't know if animagi and patronus' can be different but for this they can be but are usually the same.) (Also, also I just have to make dead poets society references. And I love the stories where Neil and Wilson are the same person.)

His animagus form is a brown peregrine falcon, his nickname being Perry or Peregrine. His patronus is a brown bear. (Because generally, he's cute and sweet, but can hurt you if provoked.)

Isn't someone who got made at anyone, would get annoyed and irritated at times but never mad. (Was the middle ground for the fifth year incident that I personally refuse to acknowledge.)

The "James" for Harry's middle name was for both Wilson and Potter, though no one was told otherwise.

He was made Neville's godfather, but Neville's grandmother refused to acknowledge that Wilson was a part of the family.

Dislikes Dumbledore, blames him for all the too young lives lost in the first wizarding war.

Told Remus about the change in secret keeper, and that he should also probably go into hiding for the time being.

(Not even 2 days after the Potter incident, the entire suburb that Remus and Sirius had been living in was all burnt down by Death Eaters.)

Was there when Sirius tracked down Pettigrew. He arrived late and turned everyone around, away from the scene before he approached. So no one actually saw him, only Sirius. Something that Wilson deeply regrets.

Tried to fight for Harry and Sirius, with Remus, but no one was going to believe or trust a werewolf and a wizard who was planning on leaving the wizarding world after the war. Especially since there was no proof that Pettigrew was alive.

Moved to America shortly after the funeral. He swore he would never come back.

Remus and Sirius asked him to come back, and he does, because he'd just had his first proper fight with House and seeing old friends could do him good.

He shows up in order of the phoenix as the new professor for defence against the dark arts. (Umbridge is just there, you know)

Umbridge is the first person that Wilson finds himself genuinely hating.

He gets sacked along with Trelawney, but Dumbledore does the whole they don't have to leave the grounds thing. Umbridge becomes the DADA professor from there.

When Bellatrix escapes Azkaban, Wilson builds up the courage to tell Neville about being his godfather, who promptly breaks down.

Wilson helps Harry teach Dumbledore's Army. And does cool, stylish escape by turning into his animagus form, just before Dumbledore does the thing with the phoenix.

In half blood prince, he returns as a guidance counsellor (lord knows Hogwarts needs one). He is genuinely happy for Snape for getting the position he always wanted.

After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry found Wilson standing in front of Remus' body, just staring with tears running down his face. Harry gave him a hug and all Wilson said was,

"I'm the only one left now."

As a chronic Rosekiller shipper, I feel like I've won 🏆

I have won one over the lord of angst.

(This was not an invitation to try but would readily have some hurt/comfort rosekiller. Pretty please parent.) 😍 😘

Rosekiller is the only ship I'm not psychically able to make good angst about. I love those silly boogers and they bring me weird comfort, okay? Ace Evan and hypersexual Barty are my life atp.

The only angst with these two is hurt/comfort for me and that does not count as Angst. Angst has to break 😩

New hyper fixation unlocked: four British men who play pretend games onstage for a living

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

We all know the trope of Remus being everyones gay awakening, so I propose the following:

Regulus and Sirius compete for his affection, and the competition is HARD.

They both approach it in their own ways.

Regulus with (book) shopping and calm dates in a tea shop, where they talk until the shop closes. If Remus looks at one single thing for too long, Regulus will buy it for him and ignore all protests. He spoils his little (tall) werewolf.

Sirius is more adventurous, showing Remus (mostly magical, sometimes just pretty) spots in the wild while making sure the hike isn't too exhausting or difficult, trying to coax Remus out of his shell when they go out to different public places ("I feel like everyone is staring at me." - "As they should, you are gorgeous and hot and if I didn't like this place so much, I would fuck you right here.")

But the tension between the brothers is rising, often hissing and spitting poison at each other.

And at one point Remus has enough, because he loves likes both of them too much.

"If you can't learn to share, none of you will have me."

It was a bit weird at first, but at the same time it helped the Blacks become close again, bonding over their love for Remus and finding back to the close bond they had as children.

They even agreed that Remus should marry Regulus, so if something should happen to the brothers he would be taken care of, as Sirius has almost nothing to his name and nobody would dare to mess with the husband of Lord Black.

It might be a weird constellation, but it works for them.

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

don't misunderstand my "Remus is a whore" as a "Remus has can flirt" EVERYTHING is an accident, he's just THE pathetic dork and people around him are into it, he has never gotten a clue and that just makes him irresistible

This is what happened to most of James stuff throughout his years at Hogwarts

James: is that my sweater?

Regulus, looking down confused: no? I stole this from Barty

Barty: oh well I stole it from Evan

Evan: it's not mine, I got it from Panda

Pandora: I borrowed it from Dorcas

Dorcas: I got it from Marlene

Marlene: .... I may have stolen it out of Mary's closet

Mary: only because I stole it from Lily first

Lily: don't look at me I borrowed it from Remus

Remus: I only had it because I thought it was Sirius'?

Sirius: oh shit, I did steal that from you Jamie

Sirius literally towers over everyone. He’s like 6’5 and super broad. He’s not touchy, but his favourite form of physical contact is putting his chin on people’s heads (only his closest friends). Remus (5’10) likes cuddling up as close as possible to gather heat, like a little warmth-sponge, and will worm himself so far into Sirius’ personal space that he ends up inside of his jumper with him. James, being the second tallest Marauder (6’0), doesn’t fit unless he hunches over, but he enjoys it the most out of the whole friend group, partially because James is also pretty broad and Sirius is the only one who can make him feel dainty. Peter (5’3) likes it, but feels really short whenever Sirius does it, which is annoying. Lily (5'5) thought it was weird at first, but got used to it and started to find it sweet when he began doing it when she got close after getting with James.