Just Mpreg Remus, Where Instead Of A Human 9-month Pregnancy, It's The Length Of A Wolf, Which Is Roughly

Moonwater + Sirius

Rosekiller in the great hall always acting and sounding like they are in the start of a porno. Everyone sort of stays clear of them fully expecting them to start raw dogging on the table one day.

Need a runaway Hiccup au, where he runs away after the events of the first movie, riders and defenders of Berk. His entire village doesn't know about the whole Toothless thing and has been lying through his teeth for years, how he lost his leg, why he's always tired, why he is barely around.

He still has Stormfly, Hookfang, Meatlug, Barf and Belch they are like his highly coordinated/trained but still stupid and dumb as fuck ride or die gang, they just don't have riders.

He runs away and forms the Edge that slowly gets bigger as he stumbles upon Heather and befriends Dagur again. Also, Viggo survives his attempt of trying to sacrifice himself for Hiccup and joins the small, slightly batshit insane group.

Hiccup teaches Viggo on ways his tribe can thrive without having to harm or sell dragons.

So now Hiccup is leading this even more ragtag group, that is more or less just Viggo trying to keep his sanity while the others keep egging each other on.

The group that he ends up fighting with in the other 2 movies plus a few

At what point do Sirius and James look at Remus and go "oh, yes, THAT is our little princess"?

Okay so

Maybe it’s sometime in sixth year or maybe it’s sometime after Hogwarts and they’re all living together. Maybe it’s funnier if it’s after they’ve graduated, I don’t know. But Remus is quietly very jealous of James and Sirius hooking up “secretly” (they are good at so many things, but fucking discretely is not one of them). He’s been holding it in for some time, not sure why he’s so envious. Is it that he’s feeling left out? Or is it that he wants that level of intimacy with someone? Or, even worse, is it James that he really wants? Or is it Sirius? Obviously, Remus is NOT GAY. And also, James and Sirius aren’t gay—this is just them, it’s what they do.

One night, Remus comes back from visiting Peter in the Hospital Wing who’s there because of a curse gone awry or something or maybe if it’s post-Hogwarts, Remus was on some sort of Order assignment. Anyway, he walks right into James sucking off Sirius. Sheepishly, they apologize, and Remus just smiles and says something reeeeeeally passive aggressive.

“Oh, no, please don’t stop on my account” or “oh good, I was hoping to fall asleep to the sound of your fucking—please go on…”

Sirius and James shoot each other incredulous looks, raising their brows as if they can’t believe their Moony would talk to them like this.

“Sounds like Moony’s a little jealous,” James says.

Remus glowers at them, but he’s turned completely red and tells them to shut up. Sirius looks at him with pity.

“Is it true? Are you jealous, Moony?”

“Look at how red he is,” James says.

And Remus doubles-down and tells them to put up a silencing charm next time or at least put a sock on the door. But Sirius and James exchange a knowing look.

“Poor Moony feels left out,” Sirius says.

“Oh, our sweet Moony! What have we done to him?”

“Suppose we ought to show him how much we love him?”

Remus wants to punch the both of them, thinking that they’re mocking him, when Sirius and James sidle up to Remus and start, essentially, petting him and telling him that they’re so sorry for leaving him out, but he should have said something sooner, because the last thing they want him to think is that he isn’t invited, and how can they make it up to him? And Remus makes a sardonic joke about needing to get sucked off sometimes too, and then Sirius and James are cooing, “Of course, yes” “Anything for our Moony” and then yada yada yada, Remus finds himself being pampered by two very capable mouths :)

OH WAIT THOUGH

I think the first time James and Sirius realize that Remus SHOULD be their little princess before the above scene is when Remus falls asleep between them on the sofa after they’ve been drinking. Sirius is running his fingers through Remus’s hair, and James comments that Remus looks rather angelic when he sleeps. And then they start talking about what they like about Remus, and then they keep getting more and more specific about what they’d like to do with Remus, and then they start getting more and more into it, and then they start making a plan to make Moony their little princess…

I've been thinking about this for a while, mostly because I went from the House MD fandom back into the Harry Potter fandom.

So I have really been thinking about Wilson in the Harry Potter universe. Specifically him being apart of the Marauders.

He would be a Muggle born wizard who somehow knew more than the entire student body combined. Was sorted into Gryffindor.

He was that person that was incredibly kind and sweet to all, was on first names bases with everyone.

Was the type to get away with everything, like this dude received the most detention slips out of anyone for being out of bed past curfew, but didn't attend a single one and never got called out on it.

Made friends with the House elves and that's how he learned to become such a fantastic cook. His specialty was chocolate cake and them pancakes. (You all know the ones)

Was the first person to befriend Remus and figue out he was a werewolf. Gave him his love for chocolate.

(I don't know if animagi and patronus' can be different but for this they can be but are usually the same.) (Also, also I just have to make dead poets society references. And I love the stories where Neil and Wilson are the same person.)

His animagus form is a brown peregrine falcon, his nickname being Perry or Peregrine. His patronus is a brown bear. (Because generally, he's cute and sweet, but can hurt you if provoked.)

Isn't someone who got made at anyone, would get annoyed and irritated at times but never mad. (Was the middle ground for the fifth year incident that I personally refuse to acknowledge.)

The "James" for Harry's middle name was for both Wilson and Potter, though no one was told otherwise.

He was made Neville's godfather, but Neville's grandmother refused to acknowledge that Wilson was a part of the family.

Dislikes Dumbledore, blames him for all the too young lives lost in the first wizarding war.

Told Remus about the change in secret keeper, and that he should also probably go into hiding for the time being.

(Not even 2 days after the Potter incident, the entire suburb that Remus and Sirius had been living in was all burnt down by Death Eaters.)

Was there when Sirius tracked down Pettigrew. He arrived late and turned everyone around, away from the scene before he approached. So no one actually saw him, only Sirius. Something that Wilson deeply regrets.

Tried to fight for Harry and Sirius, with Remus, but no one was going to believe or trust a werewolf and a wizard who was planning on leaving the wizarding world after the war. Especially since there was no proof that Pettigrew was alive.

Moved to America shortly after the funeral. He swore he would never come back.

Remus and Sirius asked him to come back, and he does, because he'd just had his first proper fight with House and seeing old friends could do him good.

He shows up in order of the phoenix as the new professor for defence against the dark arts. (Umbridge is just there, you know)

Umbridge is the first person that Wilson finds himself genuinely hating.

He gets sacked along with Trelawney, but Dumbledore does the whole they don't have to leave the grounds thing. Umbridge becomes the DADA professor from there.

When Bellatrix escapes Azkaban, Wilson builds up the courage to tell Neville about being his godfather, who promptly breaks down.

Wilson helps Harry teach Dumbledore's Army. And does cool, stylish escape by turning into his animagus form, just before Dumbledore does the thing with the phoenix.

In half blood prince, he returns as a guidance counsellor (lord knows Hogwarts needs one). He is genuinely happy for Snape for getting the position he always wanted.

After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry found Wilson standing in front of Remus' body, just staring with tears running down his face. Harry gave him a hug and all Wilson said was,

"I'm the only one left now."

2025 Witches' Calendar

January 13 ● Full Moon in Cancer (Wolf Moon) January 29 ● New Moon in Aquarius February 2 ● Imbolc February 12 ● Full Moon in Leo (Snow Moon) February 27 ● New Moon in Pisces March 14 ● Full Moon in Virgo (Worm Moon) March 15-April 7 ● Mercury Retrograde March 20 ● Ostara March 29 ● New Moon in Aries April 12 ● Full Moon in Libra (Pink Moon) April 27 ● New Moon in Taurus May 1 ● Beltane May 12 ● Full Moon in Scorpio (Flower Moon) May 26 ● New Moon in Gemini June 11 ● Full Moon in Sagittarius (Strawberry Moon) June 20 ● Litha June 25 ● New Moon in Cancer July 10 ● Full Moon in Capricorn (Buck Moon) July 18-August 11 ● Mercury Retrograde July 24 ● New Moon in Leo August 1 ● Lammas August 9 ● Full Moon in Aquarius (Corn Moon) August 23 ● New Moon in Leo September 7 ● Full Moon in Pisces (Harvest Moon) September 21 ● New Moon in Virgo September 22 ● Mabon October 6 ● Full Moon in Aries (Hunter's Moon) October 21 ● New Moon in Libra October 31 ● Samhain November 5 ● Full Moon in Taurus (Beaver Moon) November 9-November 29 ● Mercury in Retrograde November 20 ● New Moon in Scorpio December 4 ● Full Moon in Gemini (Cold Moon) December 19 ● New Moon in Sagittarius December 21 ● Yule

My contribution to @fluffbruary 2025 I don't know if I'll do another day, and this is technically a day late, but here it is.

Day 1

I used dark and wander, but it ended up having a mind of its own.

Words: 550

Ship: Neil x Todd

There were just some things about Neil that Todd would never be able to understand about him. Like how he was able to light an entire room up and make the most boring topics some of the most interesting and many more things he found himself cherishing anyway, which is why he found himself wandering through the woods in the middle of the night with Neil clinging to his arm, which Todd could just make out he was beaming from the way the moonlight was hitting his face.

‘Neil, baby, where are we going?’ Todd asked, placing a gentle kiss to his neck when they suddenly stopped in a clearing. Neil looked just as lost as Todd was feeling but he still had the brightest smile on his face that continued to melt Todd into a puddle, like it always did. ‘I don’t know.’ Neil replied through a breath, his voice sounding higher pitched and airier than usual, that Todd couldn’t help himself from laughing as he brought Neil into a kiss. The moon went behind the clouds plunging them both into darkness, he felt Neil tense slightly, uncomfortable being in complete darkness, but Todd just kissed him again wrapping his arms around Neil’s waist and pulling him in close. Neil, predictably, was soothed instantly melting against Todd, one of his hands shyly making its way into his hair while the other wrapped around his neck.

There was something about kissing that always made Neil so incredibly shy, it was something that Todd had always been the one to initiate. Todd guessed that he should have seen that one coming Neil being a person who would be flushed for several minutes after being the one to give Todd a kiss on the cheek, whose favourite movie was Bambi and hid himself from the on screen kiss in sleeping beauty when they went to see it in cinema. Any other physical contact though was a different story, Neil thrived on hugs and cuddles, hand holding the works. It was something that Todd probably should have seen coming as well, and it was a trait of Neil’s that always made Todd’s cheeks burn a bright pink. Neil has always been a tactile person, always leaning on their friends, asking for hugs and sneaking into Todd's bed for cuddles during the night.

Todd found himself gently swaying them to the soft breeze of the wind through the trees, just kissing Neil and holding him close with all the love he could possibly express, coming nowhere near to the amount he actually felt for the other boy. This. This was the life. This was everything Todd could have ever asked for. Neil was everything he could have ever asked for and more. And as Todd kissed Neil that little bit deeper, moving a hand up to Neil’s cheek so he could feel the blush coating the other boy's cheeks, he couldn’t stop smiling. Neil was his everything, Todd never thought he had anything, but now, against all odds, he has everything. This perfect boy was all his, this perfect boy he would wander to the end of the world for, this perfect boy that had managed to consume his entire life in all the right ways.

His perfect boy.

Just watch Captain America Brave New World, and here are my thoughts throughout the movie

Spoilers from here on out

The trio friendship is actually the most wholesome thing ever, like my heart couldn't handle the cuteness. Like Isaiah getting hyped up.

Isaiah wearing the suit he got married in, like almost cried when he was asking the officer not to reck his suit.

I can't believe they got an 85 year old man to do exercise on camera

Dude Ross saying that if anyone was to get the animantiom (probs butchered that) it would be them feels like the most American line ever.

Bro, it took me a second to process that the don't die jokes were probably actually Sam's trauma.

Also, like Sam's trauma of losing Riley and then almost losing Joaquin, def wasn't addressed enough in this

The way I silentlyish screamed when Bucky made a cameo like yessssssssssss

I know Bucky probably said, "I'll have your back." But it legit sounded like, "I love you, man." Like winterfalcon, who????????

Honestly, I really liked the idea of bringing the celestial into it like it was something that happened ages ago but never ended up getting addressed until now, and I liked how they did it.

And the foreshadowing in the end credit scene that could mean so many different things.

Realising that Elton John is the only popular queer singer from the 70s still standing. (Pun intended)

Like Freddie Mercury got taken out by HIV

David Bowie is tragically gone from this world

Bro, Elton can't die on us

And his middle name is Hercules like you don't really get a cooler middle name than that.

Completely unrelated, but The Beetles produced 13 albums plus a bunch of singles in their 7 year career like WHAT, today I swear the average is like 1 album every 4 years or whatever with a sprinkle of singles, thats just my opinion. Their production level was actually insane.

Anyway, I was watching the Dua Lipa live from London thing, and holy shit she was gorgeous like thissssssss

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The gay panic was real. I legit couldn't take my eyes off of her. She is so beautiful 😍

Hy heart that is obsessed with fluff would say the first option, but my gut reaction is that it's both.

Because of the abuse his family had put him under, he wasn't exactly taught how to regulate he emotions. His friends helped with this, but every now and then, he just snaps. At face value, I see Sirius as an attention seeker, most of the time at least. Seeing that one of his first ever friend's attention wasn't souly focused on him and their little group, he became impulsive and did the first thing that came to mind. Unintentionally hurting everyone in the process and losing all his friends for a while.

It takes Sirius about a week to really wrap his head around what he did, with getting yelled at by nearly everyone in their friend circle, before it really hit him that he fucked up. Like he knew he had fucked up before then, but he was clinging to a reality that everything was fine.

He would be consumed with guilt and find himself having a midnight game of chess with Remus a few days later. Where they talk till dawn about everything, and Remus managed to really dig it all up and help Sirius to start to sort out his issues. He's by no means fixed. Their relationships aren't going to be what they were overnight, but it's a start.

A start that is filled with so much regret and guilt and Sirius swearing he will make it up to Remus until the day he dies, but it's a start because five years of memories doesn't go away overnight either.

Idk if this has been round tumblr yet, but how do we think Regulus would react to finding out about the "prank" that Sirius pulled on Remus in fifth year.

Already dating moonwater.

Remus is going to Regulus as soon as he can walk again, sobbing the hardest he ever has, inconsolable really. He has to get talked down from multiple panic attacks before he can even get a rough explanation out of what James had told him had happened, who at the time was shaking so badly from poorly concealed rage at Sirius.

But Sirius better count his days. If he isn't already disowned by now, he will be shortly because Regulus will stop at nothing to make his life a living hell until Remus and Sirius have made up on their own terms. He is beyond livid and manages to turn most of the school against Sirius when they don't even know what happened (like Harry's 4th year but worse)