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Jazz: Oh, uncle Vlad, I ran away from home. My brother hates me, my dad's an idiot and I want to live with you! *cries*
Vlad: Wait, what was that?
Jazz: I ran away from home?
Vlad: No, no after that.
Jazz: My brother hates me?
Vlad: No, in the middle!
Jazz: My dad's an idiot?
Vlad: That's the one! Come to uncle Vlad!