Experience Tumblr like never before
i know a lot of people like to make hawks more birdlike for the angst potential of being turned from a person into an advertisement, but i think we should have fun with it. i want someone to throw a towel over his head and he falls dead asleep mid-conversation. he just has a twig collection ostensibly as nesting material but all the twigs are polished and labelled and on display in individual glass cases. one time he picked up a live mouse and ate it whole.