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I love love love love love Jay and Tim brotherisms
(bad siblings dick Grayson/ Damian Wayne and everyone hates them and abandons them and they must protect each other EXCLUDED)
They are so bully each other brother shaped to me
Just imagine someone (Steph) being like I’m not fucking working with the red hood??? He hurt Tim????
And Jays like fuckkkk am I gonna have to apologize? Damn
And Tim is like “OKAY LISTEN IT WAS A FIGHT I LOST… NOT THAT BADLY BY THE WAY” (his poor ego)
Steph: HE WROTE A MESSAGE IN BLOOD ON UR WALLS AND TIRED BEAT YOU TO DEATH
Jay: okay first of all, if I tried to beat him to death he would have died
Tim: a) fuck you very much no I wouldn’t have B) it was fine I was fine it was a couple bruises not that bad C) I was too distracted by the party city costume
Steph: what party city? What are you talking abou-
Jay: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH DRAKE
Tim: I HAVE THE PHOTOS SAVED OFF THOSE CAMERA TODD FUCKING TRY ME
Steph to Dick: should we intervene
Dick pinching the bridge of his nose: no I just think this is how Tim bonds with people
Damian wrinkling his nose: writing a message in the victims blood is so trite Todd
Jason who has been tackled by Tim and is now fighting him on the floor: SHUT UP DAMIAN OR YOURE NEXT
Damian: oh the horror
They’re the siblings when mom/dad yells at one for bullying the other. You both gotta start being like “dad no don’t yell at him we were just goofing around”
“Yeah dad it’s just roughhousing dwdwdwdw we good”
And then attempt murder on one another as soon as the responsible people are gone.
Now they can GO to each other for help and it ends with an awkward “you know I love you right? “yeah..yeah I do don’t worry” and like a weird shoulder hug that they never mention ever again
But they’d both prefer to go to
A) the biggest brother bc he’s too old to violently bully the way they do B) it’s less embarrassing C) he’s less likely to bring it up to mock you D) that’s kinda what he’s there for
B) the bestie gc: they have friends outside if it’s not a Gotham issue, Kon is hearing about it first (if he’s alive), Bizzaro and Artemis are now a therapy gc for Jay post Gotham visit
C) honestly and truly they’d rather die (again) than ask anyone for help so truly all of these are last resorts.